Hi, I'm Ron White. Your sister sent you a cake. You're not gonna believe this, but a...
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Ron White:
[angry tone]
Hi, I'm Ron White. Your sister sent you a cake. You're not gonna believe this, but a little old lady just robbed me!
Samantha:
Could you run that by me again?
Ron White:
A little old lady armed with a big gun held me up!
Samantha:
No kidding. So, how do you know my sister?
Ron White:
I live next door to her in St. Louis. God, she must have been 80 years old!
Samantha:
Oh, that's not my sister. She's older than I am, but not that old.
Ron White:
I'm talking about the old lady who robbed me! She got my wallet, my watch, my class ring. She even got my Phi Beta Kappa key!
Samantha:
Well, it's a good thing she didn't get the cake. I forgot to order dessert.
Transcript
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and on top of everything else,
I can't find Jack.
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I'll get that. I'm gonna go
check out our sound system.
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you are not gonna believe
this crowd.
00:00:08.968 --> 00:00:13.973
san Francisco high life is one
of the kinkiest things I ever saw.
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ooh!
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do you realize the biggest crowd we've
ever played to was in Sam's backyard?
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yeah. how we gonna face
all those people out there?
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it's too late
to turn back now, fellas.
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oh, god. leather men don't get nervous!
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leather men don't get
nervous. oh, yes, they do.
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yes, they do. come on, guys.
let's get the show on the road.
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knock, knock! oh, hello
there, Norma! how are you?
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I'd like you to meet
the women from my committee.
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Mrs. Williams and Mrs.
slatkin, lulu brecht.
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hello.
nice to meet you.
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hi. and these
- these are the village people.
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hello. hi. hi, Norma.
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don't mind us. we
understand show folk here.
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oh, I knew they would
love us in frisco.
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please, my dear, never
"frisco. " "san Francisco. "
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pardonmoi.
this is just too exciting.
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I've never seen
such a huge turnout.
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and so bizarre, chic. those
girl singers were marvelous.
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oh, I want you to meet some of the women
who helped make all of this possible.
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you've done a wonderful job.
thank you very much.
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and I know you're gonna be
very proud of my boys.
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your boys?
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I have just become the honorary
press agent for the village people.
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may I present the u. p.,
a. p. cross your fingers...
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we get Claudia Walters for20/60,or
whatever that show is called.
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Norma, perhaps you would be kind enough to
line up my boys for a picture with these ladies.
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gentlemen,
start snapping away.
Clip duration: 108 seconds
Views: 210
Timestamp in movie: 01h 44m 38s
Uploaded: 20 September, 2021
Genres: biography, comedy, musical
Summary: A pseudo autobiography of disco's The Village People.
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00:13 Are you really a policeman
00:35 I should have known that you could sing
00:17 I dropped my contact lens in the lasagna
00:09 I've seen ya plastered all over New York
00:13 They must get married in California
00:10 I had no idea this was happening
00:14 What are you doing here
00:08 I know about contracts
00:15 I didn't invent it
00:13 I'm sorry to bother you
00:08 My finger is stuck in the dial
00:11 Anybody who can swallow two snowballs and a ding dong
00:06 So crunchy
00:04 My time is now
00:14 Lulu you're crazy
00:13 The '70s are dead and gone
00:15 Housework is like bad sex
00:47 Didn't Greenwich Village people types go out with the...
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