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I don't believe this

Captain America: Civil War

I don't believe this.I was actually having a really good day today, Mr Stark

Captain America: Civil War • 2016

I don't believe this.I was actually having a really good day today, Mr Stark

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I don't believe this I was actually having

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a really good day today Mr Stark

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Didn't miss my train this perfectly good DVD player was just sitting there

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and Algebra test nailed it

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Who else knows Anybody

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Nobody

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Not even your unusually attractive aunt

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No No

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No If she knew she would freak out

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And when she freaks out I freak out

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You know what I think is really cool This webbing

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That tensile strength is off the charts

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Who manufactured that

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I did

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C'était pourtant une super journée M Stark

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J'avais pas raté mon train mon lecteur DVD m'attendait

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et au contrôle d'algèbre j'ai trop assuré

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Qui est au courant

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Personne

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Même pas ta délicieuse tante

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Si elle savait elle flipperait

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Et quand elle flippe je flippe

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Tu sais ce qui m'épates Cette toile

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Exceptionnelle résistance à la tension

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Qui l'a créée

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Moi

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Ich hatte heute 'nen richtig guten Tag Mr Stark

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Hab den Zug nicht verpasst hab einen völlig intaken DVD Player gefunden

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und den Test in Mathe bestanden

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Wer weiß es noch Irgendwer

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Niemand

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Nicht mal deine ungewöhnlich attraktive Tante

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Nein

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Wenn sie es wüsste würde sie ausrasten

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Und wenn sie ausrastet raste ich auch aus

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Weißt du was ich richtig cool finde Diese Fäden

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Die Reißlast ist eine Klasse für sich Wer hat das hergestellt

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Ich

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Non ci posso credere La giornata era iniziata bene lo sa Signor Stark

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Non ho perso il treno ho trovato anche un lettore DVD in ottime condizioni

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e il compito d'algebra alla grande

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Chi altri lo sa Qualcuno

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Nessuno

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Nemmeno la tua super affascinante zia

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No No

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No Se lei lo sapesse darebbe di matto

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E quando lei dà di matto io do di matto

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Sì Sai cosa trovo fortissima La ragnatela

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La resistenza alla trazione è superlativa Chi te l'ha prodotta

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Io

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今日はいい日を過ごしてたんですよ

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電車にも乗り遅れず DVDプレーヤーも見つけた

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代数学のテストは余裕だった

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他には誰が知ってる

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誰も

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君の美しすぎるおばさんも知りませんよ

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絶対にありませんよもしおばさんが知ったら発狂しちゃう

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おばさんがそうなったら僕も発狂する

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私が最高だと思うのはこの糸だ

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強度と柔軟性のバランスがすばらしい

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誰が作ったんだ僕ですよ

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Нет нет Нет нет Если она узнает то распсихуется

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а когда она психует то и я тоже

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Знаешь что по моему реально круто Твоя паутина

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Прочность на разрыв неимоверная

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Кто её производит Я

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А по стенам как ты лазаешь Липучие перчатки

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Это долгая история Я

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Божечки Ты в них видишь хоть что то

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Да да Я вижу я вижу

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Я всё в них вижу ясно Просто

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когда случилось то что случилось мои органы чувств взвинтило до упора

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Слишком много инфы идёт и они мне помогают сосредоточиться

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Trepar por las paredes como te manejas con esos guantes

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Lentes Puedes ver con estas cosas Si si puedo

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Puedo ver con esos pero cuando sucede lo que sucede mis sensores se multiplican

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Hay demasiada informacion entrante asi que el reto es concentrarse

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Estàs màs que necesitado de una actualizacion De tu sistema Compléta

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Fuera del punto de restauraciôn Por eso estoy yo aqui

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Por que haces esto A veces tengo que forzarme a mi mismo

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Duration

5 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

01:19:33

Uploaded

Jan 16, 2026

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Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

Political involvement in the Avengers' affairs causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man.