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BEN First of allLeslie practiced Buddhismwhich to her was a philosophy and not an organized religionIn fact Leslie abhorred all organized religionsTo her they were the most dangerous fairy tales ever

Captain Fantastic

Leslie's last will and testament. And I quote, "in the event of my death, I, Leslie...

Captain Fantastic • 2016

Ben:
First of all, Leslie practiced Buddhism, which to her was a philosophy and not an organized religion. In fact, Leslie abhorred all organized religions. To her, they were the most dangerous fairy tales ever invented, designed to elicit blind obedience, and strike fear into the hearts of the innocent and the uninformed. To her, the only thing worse than death would have been the knowledge that her rotting flesh was to be trapped for all eternity inside a big box, and buried in the middle of a fucking golf course. Although the absurdity of being eulogized by someone that didn't even know her has exactly the kind of comedic flourish that Leslie would have cherished. If nothing else, she had a sense of humor. I want to read something to all of you, so you'll know what I mean.Ben:Leslie's last will and testament. And I quote, "in the event of my death, I, Leslie Abigail Cash, as a Buddhist, wish to be cremated. My funeral, such as it is, shall be a celebration of the life cycle, with music and dancing. After, it is my expressed desire that my ashes shall be taken to a nondescript location, preferably public and heavily populated. At which point my ashes, promptly and unceremoniously, are to be flushed down the nearest toilet." End quote. Now that's comedy

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BEN First of all

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Leslie practiced Buddhism

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which to her was a philosophy and not an organized religion

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In fact Leslie abhorred all organized religions

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To her they were the most dangerous fairy tales ever invented

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Designed to elicit blind obedience

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and strike fear into the hearts of the innocent

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and the uninformed INDISTINCT WHISPERING

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To her the only thing worse than death

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would have been the knowledge that her rotting flesh

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was to be trapped for all eternity inside a big box

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BANG MOURNERS GASP MURMUR

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LAUGHS and buried in the middle of a fucking golf course

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MOURNERS GASP MURMUR CHILDREN LAUGHING

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Although the absurdity of being eulogized

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by someone that didn't even know her

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has exactly the kind of comedic flourish

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that Leslie would have cherished

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If nothing else LAUGHS she had a sense of humor

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I want to read something to all of you so you'll know what I mean

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Leslie's last will and testament

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And I quote In the event of my death

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I Leslie Abigail Cash

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as a Buddhist wish to be cremated

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My funeral such as it is

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shall be a celebration of the life cycle

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with music and dancing

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After it is my expressed desire that my ashes

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shall be taken to a nondescript location

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preferably public and heavily populated

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At which point my ashes

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promptly and unceremoniously

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LAUGHS are to be flushed down the nearest toilet

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End quote MOURNERS GASP MURMUR

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Now that's comedy

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Antes de mais a Leslie seguia o budismo

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que para ela era uma filosofia e não uma religião organizada

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De facto a Leslie abominava todas as religiões organizadas

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Para ela eram os contos de fadas mais perigosos alguma vez criados

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concebidos para promover a obediência cega

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e encher de pavor os corações dos inocentes e dos ignorantes

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Para ela a única coisa pior do que a morte

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era a ideia de que o corpo dela ficaria preso para a eternidade num caixão

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e enterrado na porra de um campo de golfe

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No entanto o absurdo de um estranho fazer o elogio fúnebre dela

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é o tipo de apontamento cómico que a Leslie muito apreciaria

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Uma coisa é certa tinha sentido de humor

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Quero ler vos uma coisa para saberem do que falo

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É o testamento da Leslie

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Passo a ler Na eventualidade da minha morte

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eu Leslie Abigail Cash sendo budista quero ser cremada

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O meu funeral por modesto que seja

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será uma celebração do ciclo da vida com música e dança

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Seguidamente é a minha vontade

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que as minhas cinzas sejam levadas para um local indeterminado

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de preferência público e densamente frequentado

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Nessa altura as minhas cinzas serão sem demora ou cerimónia

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despejadas na sanita mais próxima Fim de citação

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Isto sim é comédia

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Pronto já chega Ainda não terminei

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Premièrement

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Leslie pratiquait le bouddhisme

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ce qui pour elle était une philosophie et non une religion organisée

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En fait Leslie détestait toute religion organisée

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Pour elle c'était les contes de fées les plus dangereux jamais imaginés

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élaborés pour susciter l'obéissance aveugle et semer la peur dans les cœurs

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des gens naïfs et ignorants

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Pour elle la seule chose pire que la mort

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aurait été de savoir que sa chair en décomposition

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serait piégée pour l'éternité dans une grosse caisse

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et enterrée au milieu d'un foutu terrain de golf

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Mais l'absurdité de recevoir des éloges

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par quelqu'un qui ne la connaît même pas

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est en plein le genre d'anecdote amusante

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que Leslie aurait adoré

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Par dessus tout elle avait le sens de l'humour

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Je vais vous lire quelque chose et vous verrez ce que je veux dire

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Le testament de Leslie

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Je cite Dans l'éventualité de ma mort

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moi Leslie Abigail Cash

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en tant que bouddhiste désire être incinérée

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Mes funérailles en tant que telles

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devront être une célébration du cycle de la vie

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avec de la musique et de la danse

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Par la suite mon souhait formel est que mes cendres

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soient amenées à un endroit quelconque

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préférablement public et fortement peuplé

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À ce moment là mes cendres

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rapidement et sans cérémonie devront être évacuées

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dans les toilettes les plus près

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Fin de la citation

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Ça c'est de l'humour

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Ça suffit Je n'ai pas fini

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praktizierte Leslie Buddhismus

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Als Philosophie nichts als organisierte Religion

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Leslie hasste alle organisierten Religionen

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Sie sah darin die gefährlichsten Märchen der Welt

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die blinde Gefolgschaft verlangen

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und den Unschuldigen und Unwissenden Furcht einflößen

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Schlimmer als der Tod wäre für sie

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dass ihr verwesendes Fleisch

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für immer in einer Kiste gefangen wäre

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und zwar mitten auf dem Scheiß Golfplatz

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Die Trauerrede hält absurderweise jemand

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der sie nicht mal kannte

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Aber das ist die Art von Humor

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der Leslie gefallen hätte

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Sie hatte wirklich Sinn für Humor

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Ich möchte Ihnen etwas vorlesen

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damit sie wissen was ich meine

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Leslies letzter Wille und Testament

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Ich zitiere Im Fall meines Todes

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will ich Leslie Abigail Cash

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eingeäschert werden

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Meine Trauerfeier

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soll den Zyklus des Lebens feiern

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mit Musik und Tanz

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Ich verfüge ausdrücklich dass meine Asche

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an einen anonymen Ort gebracht wird

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vorzugsweise einen öffentlichen Ort

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an dem meine Asche

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prompt und ohne Umschweife

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ins Klo gespült werden sollen

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Zitatende

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Das ist doch witzig

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Das reicht Nein

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Ich bin nicht fertig

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Antes de mais a Leslie seguia o budismo

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que para ela era uma filosofia e não uma religião organizada

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De facto a Leslie abominava todas as religiões organizadas

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Para ela eram os contos de fadas mais perigosos alguma vez criados

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concebidos para promover a obediência cega

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e encher de pavor os corações dos inocentes e dos ignorantes

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Para ela a única coisa pior do que a morte

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era a ideia de que o corpo dela ficaria preso para a eternidade num caixão

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e enterrado na porra de um campo de golfe

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No entanto o absurdo de um estranho fazer o elogio fúnebre dela

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é o tipo de apontamento cómico que a Leslie muito apreciaria

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Uma coisa é certa tinha sentido de humor

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Quero ler vos uma coisa para saberem do que falo

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É o testamento da Leslie

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Passo a ler Na eventualidade da minha morte

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eu Leslie Abigail Cash sendo budista quero ser cremada

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O meu funeral por modesto que seja

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será uma celebração do ciclo da vida com música e dança

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Seguidamente é a minha vontade

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que as minhas cinzas sejam levadas para um local indeterminado

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de preferência público e densamente frequentado

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Nessa altura as minhas cinzas serão sem demora ou cerimónia

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despejadas na sanita mais próxima Fim de citação

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Isto sim é comédia

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Pronto já chega Ainda não terminei

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Antes de mais a Leslie seguia o budismo

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que para ela era uma filosofia e não uma religião organizada

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De facto a Leslie abominava todas as religiões organizadas

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Para ela eram os contos de fadas mais perigosos alguma vez criados

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concebidos para promover a obediência cega

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e encher de pavor os corações dos inocentes e dos ignorantes

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Para ela a única coisa pior do que a morte

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era a ideia de que o corpo dela ficaria preso para a eternidade num caixão

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e enterrado na porra de um campo de golfe

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No entanto o absurdo de um estranho fazer o elogio fúnebre dela

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é o tipo de apontamento cómico que a Leslie muito apreciaria

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Uma coisa é certa tinha sentido de humor

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Quero ler vos uma coisa para saberem do que falo

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É o testamento da Leslie

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Passo a ler Na eventualidade da minha morte

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eu Leslie Abigail Cash sendo budista quero ser cremada

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O meu funeral por modesto que seja

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será uma celebração do ciclo da vida com música e dança

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Seguidamente é a minha vontade

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que as minhas cinzas sejam levadas para um local indeterminado

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de preferência público e densamente frequentado

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Nessa altura as minhas cinzas serão sem demora ou cerimónia

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despejadas na sanita mais próxima Fim de citação

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Isto sim é comédia

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Pronto já chega Ainda não terminei

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Primero

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Leslie practicaba el budismo

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que para ella era una filosofía no una religión organizada

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De hecho Leslie aborrecía todas las religiones organizadas

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Para ella eran los cuentos de hadas más peligrosos jamás inventados

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Diseñados para lograr obediencia ciega

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y causar miedo en el corazón de los inocentes

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y los ignorantes

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Para ella lo único peor que la muerte

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habría sido saber que su cuerpo putrefacto

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estaría encerrado por la eternidad dentro de una caja

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y enterrado en medio de un maldito campo de golf

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A pesar de lo ridículo que es ser elogiada

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por alguien que no la conoció

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eso tiene el preciso toque de comedia

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que Leslie habría apreciado

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Si algo tenía era sentido del humor

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Quiero leerles algo a todos

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para que entiendan a qué me refiero

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Última voluntad y testamento de Leslie

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Y cito En caso de que muera

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yo Leslie Abigail Cash

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como budista deseo ser cremada

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Mi funeral como tal

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será la celebración del círculo de la vida

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con música y baile

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Después es mi expreso deseo que mis cenizas

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sean llevadas a un lugar indeterminado

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preferentemente público y muy poblado

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Allí mis cenizas

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rápido y sin ceremonia

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deberán ser arrojadas al inodoro más cercano

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Fin de la cita

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Eso sí que es comedia

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

01:10:14

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

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Movie Summary

In the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a

Actors

Ben

Viggo Mortensen