First of all, Leslie practiced Buddhism, which to her was a philosophy and not an...
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Ben:
[commandeering the eulogy from the minister]
First of all, Leslie practiced Buddhism, which to her was a philosophy and not an organized religion. In fact, Leslie abhorred all organized religions. To her, they were the most dangerous fairy tales ever invented, designed to elicit blind obedience, and strike fear into the hearts of the innocent and the uninformed. To her, the only thing worse than death would have been the knowledge that her rotting flesh was to be trapped for all eternity inside a big box, and buried in the middle of a fucking golf course. Although the absurdity of being eulogized by someone that didn't even know her has exactly the kind of comedic flourish that Leslie would have cherished. If nothing else, she had a sense of humor. I want to read something to all of you, so you'll know what I mean.
[pulling out a piece of paper]
Ben:
Leslie's last will and testament. And I quote, "in the event of my death, I, Leslie Abigail Cash, as a Buddhist, wish to be cremated. My funeral, such as it is, shall be a celebration of the life cycle, with music and dancing. After, it is my expressed desire that my ashes shall be taken to a nondescript location, preferably public and heavily populated. At which point my ashes, promptly and unceremoniously, are to be flushed down the nearest toilet." End quote. Now that's comedy.
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that Leslie would have cherished
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If nothing else she had a sense of humor
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I want to read something to all of you so you'll know what I mean
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Leslie's last will and testament
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And I quote In the event of my death
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I Leslie Abigail Cash
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as a Buddhist wish to be cremated
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My funeral such as it is
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shall be a celebration of the life cycle
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with music and dancing
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After it is my expressed desire that my ashes
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shall be taken to a nondescript location
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preferably public and heavily populated
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At which point my ashes
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promptly and unceremoniously
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are to be flushed down the nearest toilet
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End quote
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Now that's comedy
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 137
Timestamp in movie: 01h 10m 56s
Uploaded: 01 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: In the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a
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00:47 We can't go to Mommy's funeral
00:13 Okay you can think that but we don't make fun of people
00:11 It's a beautiful mistake
00:27 I just want to go to college You speak six languages
01:12 Bodevan Thank you
00:25 Bo is right Mom needs to be in the hospital right now
01:05 It's almost midnight
00:25 Can you flex your fingers
00:12 It's just a penis
00:37 Which star
00:19 Ben you sound so ridiculous
00:27 Where else can we improve
00:14 I'm really sorry it doesn't live up to your high...
00:12 Vesp How you getting along
00:20 We're just back in the States because of my dad's...
00:23 We want to complete the mission
00:05 This is what we stand against this is what Mom stood against
00:10 Here you go
00:40 When you have sex with a woman be gentle and listen to her
Power to the people.
Stick it to the man.