Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a...

Jim Dodge: Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass.

I'll tell you what I tell everybody else. Any little Fraulein that expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure and a little bit of danger and a great set of pectorals, she's looking for a fall right on her ass. Hubie, Hubie, Hubie, Hubie! Get out of here! Let me tell you something. If you know what's good for you, don't you ever come back! Wait a minute, now, Hubie. You're not gonna find someone who has the relationship with those animals that I do. Listen to the dogs, Hubie. They love me! It all started when I was 15. That's when I invented the artificial cow heart. Oh, that was a big thing.