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"Carnal Knowledge" quotes

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Chronicling the lifelong sexual development of two men who meet and become friends in college.

Director: Mike Nichols
Writer: Jules Feiffer
Production: N/A
Genre: drama
Year: 1971
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $28,623,900
Released: 30 Jun 1971
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 5 nominations total

90 video clips

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Is more proof of that power - Carnal Knowledge 02:09 Is more proof of that power You and your actress friends - Carnal Knowledge 00:53 You and your actress friends Susan and I do all the right things - Carnal Knowledge 01:59 Susan and I do all the right things You and Lord Taylor's are going to have to work out a trial separation - Carnal Knowledge 00:42 You and Lord Taylor's are going to have to work out a... Are you serious - Carnal Knowledge 00:53 Are you serious Jennifer knows more at 18 than Susan knows to this day - Carnal Knowledge 00:39 Jennifer knows more at 18 than Susan knows to this day The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my life - Carnal Knowledge 00:09 The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my... Look sister I'm out there in the jungle eight hours a day - Carnal Knowledge 00:30 Look sister I'm out there in the jungle eight hours a... The plain people have a chance - Carnal Knowledge 00:13 The plain people have a chance What are you crying for - Carnal Knowledge 00:05 What are you crying for Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend - Carnal Knowledge 00:08 Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend Do something useful - Carnal Knowledge 00:14 Do something useful She's a real ball buster - Carnal Knowledge 00:21 She's a real ball buster All right Where the fuck is my shoehorn - Carnal Knowledge 01:05 All right Where the fuck is my shoehorn Three four times already - Carnal Knowledge 00:14 Three four times already You don't need me - Carnal Knowledge 00:25 You don't need me I felt like a celibate - Carnal Knowledge 00:17 I felt like a celibate It was great what we had - Carnal Knowledge 00:17 It was great what we had I hope you dance better than you play tennis - Carnal Knowledge 00:04 I hope you dance better than you play tennis Everybody puts on an act - Carnal Knowledge 00:25 Everybody puts on an act What would you do - Carnal Knowledge 00:16 What would you do Is this an ultimatum or not - Carnal Knowledge 00:10 Is this an ultimatum or not Do you wanna get laid - Carnal Knowledge 00:08 Do you wanna get laid Marry me Jonathan Please marry me - Carnal Knowledge 00:07 Marry me Jonathan Please marry me But it's not going to work - Carnal Knowledge 00:11 But it's not going to work I don't remember exactly - Carnal Knowledge 00:27 I don't remember exactly She's got a great body on her - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 She's got a great body on her And I'm brighter than he is - Carnal Knowledge 00:08 And I'm brighter than he is She kissed me five times - Carnal Knowledge 00:30 She kissed me five times Sandy please take your hand off my breast - Carnal Knowledge 00:20 Sandy please take your hand off my breast We'd be good together I'm dating your best friend - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 We'd be good together I'm dating your best friend That's one thing - Carnal Knowledge 00:58 That's one thing Um Mildred I think this one's name was - Carnal Knowledge 00:21 Um Mildred I think this one's name was It's unbelievable I can talk to her - Carnal Knowledge 00:11 It's unbelievable I can talk to her To get an education - Carnal Knowledge 00:23 To get an education You want her I wouldn't kick her out of bed - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 You want her I wouldn't kick her out of bed There's a way to talk to girls - Carnal Knowledge 00:34 There's a way to talk to girls I'm not kind - Carnal Knowledge 00:10 I'm not kind You ought to be a lawyer - Carnal Knowledge 00:08 You ought to be a lawyer I like you very much - Carnal Knowledge 00:34 I like you very much Don't press so hard - Carnal Knowledge 00:10 Don't press so hard You feel her up yet - Carnal Knowledge 00:07 You feel her up yet Are you a virgin - Carnal Knowledge 00:36 Are you a virgin Your first time what What did you say exactly - Carnal Knowledge 00:49 Your first time what What did you say exactly Everything means something else - Carnal Knowledge 00:38 Everything means something else She thinks I'm sensitive - Carnal Knowledge 00:26 She thinks I'm sensitive I'm reading The Fountainhead - Carnal Knowledge 00:34 I'm reading The Fountainhead Were you very poor - Carnal Knowledge 00:19 Were you very poor Sometimes I want to do it - Carnal Knowledge 00:25 Sometimes I want to do it It's as if you're the first guy in history who ever got laid - Carnal Knowledge 00:21 It's as if you're the first guy in history who... Sometimes I think I'm a better friend to you than you are to me - Carnal Knowledge 00:05 Sometimes I think I'm a better friend to you than you... You're really something - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 You're really something I'll always be your friend - Carnal Knowledge 00:09 I'll always be your friend I wouldn't kick her out of bed - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 I wouldn't kick her out of bed It's not as easy getting laid as it used to be - Carnal Knowledge 00:31 It's not as easy getting laid as it used to be Let me see your hand - Carnal Knowledge 00:27 Let me see your hand What will you do - Carnal Knowledge 00:10 What will you do You won't take pity on me - Carnal Knowledge 00:32 You won't take pity on me How do you like it - Carnal Knowledge 00:25 How do you like it Most guys I know are pricks - Carnal Knowledge 00:31 Most guys I know are pricks We should know exactly what we're getting into - Carnal Knowledge 00:21 We should know exactly what we're getting into This is just between the two of us - Carnal Knowledge 01:09 This is just between the two of us You have such contempt for me - Carnal Knowledge 00:20 You have such contempt for me Will you come on I know I sleep all day - Carnal Knowledge 00:15 Will you come on I know I sleep all day Jonathan do you want it over between us - Carnal Knowledge 00:18 Jonathan do you want it over between us No I'm a man eater a ballbuster and a castrator - Carnal Knowledge 00:09 No I'm a man eater a ballbuster and a castrator Is she competitive - Carnal Knowledge 00:16 Is she competitive I wish she were more feminine She is a little masculine - Carnal Knowledge 00:20 I wish she were more feminine She is a little masculine You've got Bobbie I should only have it that good - Carnal Knowledge 00:36 You've got Bobbie I should only have it that good That's Bonnie my first love - Carnal Knowledge 00:19 That's Bonnie my first love Marsha 13 and a half or thereabouts - Carnal Knowledge 00:09 Marsha 13 and a half or thereabouts We had illusions - Carnal Knowledge 00:16 We had illusions Here's Charlotte Not much on looks but great tits for 15 - Carnal Knowledge 00:07 Here's Charlotte Not much on looks but great tits for... Here's Gloria the best built girl at Evander Chiles - Carnal Knowledge 00:10 Here's Gloria the best built girl at Evander Chiles Here's Gwen - Carnal Knowledge 00:15 Here's Gwen Here's my first No that one was a mistake - Carnal Knowledge 00:16 Here's my first No that one was a mistake Here's Bobbie my wife - Carnal Knowledge 00:15 Here's Bobbie my wife Here's a real cunt I forget her name - Carnal Knowledge 00:09 Here's a real cunt I forget her name This slob I went with for a year until I got so sick of her ballbusting - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 This slob I went with for a year until I got so sick of her... This was my Jap in the sack - Carnal Knowledge 00:10 This was my Jap in the sack She knows worlds I can't even begin to touch yet - Carnal Knowledge 00:24 She knows worlds I can't even begin to touch yet Sandy you found a good piece of ass God bless you - Carnal Knowledge 00:12 Sandy you found a good piece of ass God bless you You don't need those games Jonathan I know I've played more than anyone - Carnal Knowledge 00:21 You don't need those games Jonathan I know I've... You give off such bad vibrations - Carnal Knowledge 00:18 You give off such bad vibrations All ballbusters right - Carnal Knowledge 00:17 All ballbusters right Bullshit artist - Carnal Knowledge 00:04 Bullshit artist
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Cast

Jonathan - Jack Nicholson
Susan - Candice Bergen
Sandy - Art Garfunkel
Bobbie - Ann-Margret
Louise - Rita Moreno
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