Alright, where the fuck is my shoehorn? This place is a mess! There's not any food in the...
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Jonathan:
Alright, where the fuck is my shoehorn? This place is a mess! There's not any food in the house, half the time you look like you fell out of bed! You spend more time in bed than any other human being past the age of 6 months than I ever heard of!
Alright, where the fuck is my shoehorn? This place is a mess! There's not any food in the house, half the time you look like you fell out of bed! You spend more time in bed than any other human being past the age of 6 months than I ever heard of!
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All right Where the fuck is my shoehorn
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This place is a mess There's not any food in the house
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Half the time you look like you fell out of bed
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You spend more time in bed than anyone I ever heard of over six months old
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The reason I sleep all day is 'cause I can't stand my life
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What life Sleeping all day
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You do that sort of thing I fall in love with you all over again
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Marry me Jonathan Please marry me
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You're tryin' to kill me
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Marriage isn't death
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Why now
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Because two years ago I slept eight hours
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A year ago it was 12 It's up to 15 now Pretty soon it's gonna be 24
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What are you trying to do Scare me
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I need a life Get a job
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I don't want a job I want you
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I'm taken by me
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Get out of the house Do something useful goddamn it
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You wouldn't let me work when I wanted to
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That was a year ago
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Movie Summary
Chronicling the lifelong sexual development of two men who meet and become friends in college.
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Jonathan
