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Brother Martin:
I say that's rather interesting, Brother Bernard. There are directions here for finding the tomb of St. Cecelia, the founder of our order. Brother Bernard:
[Brother Bernard is distracted by the sight of Marge and Lily in bikinis]
Oh, that's nice. Brother Martin:
Yes, isn't it? It is believed to lie in the middle of the island, about five miles north of the port of Elsbels. If we follow them, I think we might get somewhere. Brother Bernard:
[still watching the girls]
Do you think we should? Brother Martin:
Ah, well, that is what we came for, isn't it? Brother Bernard:
Is it? I thought we were going to find the tomb of St. Cecelia. Brother Martin:
That is what I am talking about. Brother Bernard:
Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Martin. I was thinking of something else. Brother Martin:
If we made an early start perhaps we could have lunch in the village? Do you fancy that, Brother Bernard? Brother Bernard:
[In reference to Marge and not the lunch]
Not 'arf!
I say that's rather interesting, Brother Bernard. There are directions here for finding the tomb of St. Cecelia, the founder of our order. Brother Bernard:
[Brother Bernard is distracted by the sight of Marge and Lily in bikinis]
Oh, that's nice. Brother Martin:
Yes, isn't it? It is believed to lie in the middle of the island, about five miles north of the port of Elsbels. If we follow them, I think we might get somewhere. Brother Bernard:
[still watching the girls]
Do you think we should? Brother Martin:
Ah, well, that is what we came for, isn't it? Brother Bernard:
Is it? I thought we were going to find the tomb of St. Cecelia. Brother Martin:
That is what I am talking about. Brother Bernard:
Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Martin. I was thinking of something else. Brother Martin:
If we made an early start perhaps we could have lunch in the village? Do you fancy that, Brother Bernard? Brother Bernard:
[In reference to Marge and not the lunch]
Not 'arf!
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I say that's interesting Brother Bernard
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There are directions for finding the tomb of St Cecilia the founder of our order
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Dully Oh that's nice
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Isn't it It is believed to lie in the middle of the island
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about five miles north of the port of Elsbels
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If we follow them I think we might get somewhere
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Do you think we should
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Ah well that is what we came for isn't it
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Is it I thought we were going to find the tomb of St Cecilia
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That is what I am talking about
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Oh I'm sorry Brother Martin I was thinking of something else
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If we made an early start perhaps we could have lunch in the village
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You fancy that Brother Bernard Not half
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Movie Summary
A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they discover that the hotel is still being constructed and that something is strange about the staff: they all look very simi...
Actors
Brother Martin
Brother Bernard
