"Carry on Cruising" quotes

Carry on Cruising poster
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail

Director: Gerald Thomas, Ralph Thomas
Writer: Eric Barker, Norman Hudis
Production: Peter Rogers Productions
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1962
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Apr 1962
Awards: N/A

14 Clips

Good morning sir - Carry on Cruising 03:05 Good morning sir During the War I did Arctic runs that would've made HMS Ulysses look like a trip to Brighton - Carry on Cruising 03:01 During the War I did Arctic runs that would've made HMS... I'm terribly sorry - Carry on Cruising 00:23 I'm terribly sorry L shall be taking coffee alone - Carry on Cruising 00:26 L shall be taking coffee alone What are you doin' 'ere - Carry on Cruising 00:42 What are you doin' 'ere I am the famous Torero from Madrid - Carry on Cruising 01:15 I am the famous Torero from Madrid You're my new steward - Carry on Cruising 00:24 You're my new steward I can't bear to see the needle going in - Carry on Cruising 00:46 I can't bear to see the needle going in Every time I look at you I hear music - Carry on Cruising 00:24 Every time I look at you I hear music I always find the first few days make me feel quite drowsy - Carry on Cruising 00:37 I always find the first few days make me feel quite drowsy How did you know - Carry on Cruising 00:22 How did you know This isn't the kitchen - Carry on Cruising 00:46 This isn't the kitchen Not my favourite occupation - Carry on Cruising 00:33 Not my favourite occupation And make some very cutting remarks - Carry on Cruising 00:56 And make some very cutting remarks

Cast

Captain Wellington Crowther - Sidney James
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks - Kenneth Williams
Doctor Arthur Binn - Kenneth Connor
Glad Trimble - Liz Fraser
Florence 'Flo' Castle - Dilys Laye
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