And a partridge in a pear tree!
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Captain:
Paperwork: not my favourite occupation. Marjoribanks:
Nor mine. Captain:
It's going to be from now on. Marjoribanks:
Charming. Captain:
Health Report, Dock Report, Crew Report, Food Report, Log Report, Sports Report, Diesel Oil and Fuel Report. Marjoribanks:
[singing:]
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Paperwork: not my favourite occupation. Marjoribanks:
Nor mine. Captain:
It's going to be from now on. Marjoribanks:
Charming. Captain:
Health Report, Dock Report, Crew Report, Food Report, Log Report, Sports Report, Diesel Oil and Fuel Report. Marjoribanks:
[singing:]
And a partridge in a pear tree!
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And your cakehole. Stop fidgeting.
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- Paperwork. Not my favourite occupation.
- Nor mine.
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- lt's going to be, from now on.
- Oh, charming.
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Health report, doc report, crew report,
food report, log report, sports report,
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diesel, oil and fuel report.
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# And a partridge in a pear tree
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(Laughs)
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- Omelettes all prepared, chief.
- Excellent.
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That was a timesaver.
ln a matter of minutes, 1 200 eggs.
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1 200 e...
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- You should have seen 'em sliding through
the sieve - slurp, slurp, slurp.
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Movie Summary
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail
