Well, well, what's this conference all about then? Now gentlemen, to this Captain, we are...
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Wilfred Haines: Well, well, what's this conference all about then?
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: Now gentlemen, to this Captain, we are new faces. And thus such, our every word, our every action, is subject to infinitesimal scrutiny.
Dr Arthur Binn: He means the Captain's got his beady eye on us.
Tom Tree: Oh-ho!
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: Precisely. Now gentleman, I take it we all yearn to serve on the new Atlantic liner?
Wilfred Haines, Tom Tree, Sam Turner: Oh, yes! Of course. Yes.
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: Good, good. Now the mind of the Captain works in a strange way. Let one newcomer make an error, or commit an indiscretion, or...
Dr Arthur Binn: Drop a clanger, lads.
[Tom, Turner and Haines all nod in understanding]
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: And all newcomers are all tarred with the same brush. Prejudice this may be, but fact it undoubtedly is. Gentlemen, have I your agreement for policy for unremitting quasi-Teutonic organizational perfectionism?
Dr Arthur Binn: [sighing] He means fingers out.
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: So heave to, gentlemen. Our first major opportunity to impress is now!. Tonight!
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: Now gentlemen, to this Captain, we are new faces. And thus such, our every word, our every action, is subject to infinitesimal scrutiny.
Dr Arthur Binn: He means the Captain's got his beady eye on us.
Tom Tree: Oh-ho!
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: Precisely. Now gentleman, I take it we all yearn to serve on the new Atlantic liner?
Wilfred Haines, Tom Tree, Sam Turner: Oh, yes! Of course. Yes.
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: Good, good. Now the mind of the Captain works in a strange way. Let one newcomer make an error, or commit an indiscretion, or...
Dr Arthur Binn: Drop a clanger, lads.
[Tom, Turner and Haines all nod in understanding]
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: And all newcomers are all tarred with the same brush. Prejudice this may be, but fact it undoubtedly is. Gentlemen, have I your agreement for policy for unremitting quasi-Teutonic organizational perfectionism?
Dr Arthur Binn: [sighing] He means fingers out.
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks: So heave to, gentlemen. Our first major opportunity to impress is now!. Tonight!
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We meet again what
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Would you like to er poop up on the pop deck with me
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Doctor do me a favour Operate somewhere else
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How many have you taken Three
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Three Yeah why not
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They're my last resort pills For bringing people out of a coma
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Yeah well I wish I could come to a full stop
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I'll have to give you an injection
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Not again
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Come back
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Ooh
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Well What's this conference all about then
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Now gentlemen to this captain we are new faces
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And as such our every word our every action
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is subject to infinitesimal scrutiny
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He means the Captain's got his beady eye on us
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Oh yes Precisely
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Now gentlemen I take it we all yearn
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to serve on this new Atlantic liner
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Oh yes Of course Good Good
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The mind of the Captain works in a strange way
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Let one newcomer make an error or commit an indiscretion or
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Drop a clanger lads
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And all newcomers are tarred with the same brush
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And prejudiced this may be but fact it undoubtedly is
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Have I your agreement
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for a policy of unremitting quasi Teutonic
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organisational perfectionism
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He means fingers out
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So heave to gentlemen
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Our first major opportunity to impress is now Tonight
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Movie Summary
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail
