No stockings. She never wears them. Mind you, I've seen worse. There's a Scotchsman who...

Dan Dann:

[works in an underground office, he can see people above walking by, through the glass ceiling]
Ah, Mrs. Peabody. Nice woman, her husband's a customer of mine. Det Sgt. Bung:
[surprised that Dann is looking at upskirts]
Yes. Very interesting, but... Dan Dann:
You know, I can honestly say that I know everyone who goes past here intimately, you might say. Det Sgt. Bung:
[facetiously]
Yes, I would say that business here is definitely looking up. Dan Dann:
[another woman walks by overhead, another upskirt]
No stockings. She never wears them. Mind you, I've seen worse. There's a Scotchsman who goes past here in a kilt, you wouldn't give a credence