Come in. Miss Short told me to report, sir. Ah yes, Stevens. Sit down. Now, uh, what's...

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William Wakefield: [following a knock on his office door as he is sitting at his desk] Come in.
Robin Stevens - Saboteur: [upon entering and approaching Mr. Wakfield's desk] Miss Short told me to report, sir.
William Wakefield: Ah yes, Stevens. Sit down.
William Wakefield: [upon Stevens nervously sitting down] Now, uh, what's this all about?
Robin Stevens - Saboteur: Well, sir. I was lockin' about in maths test, and Miss Short said if I went on she'd send me to you, and I went on, and she sent me, and here I am. And so.
William Wakefield: I see. What do you think I should do about it?
Robin Stevens - Saboteur: [in a questioning tone] Cane me?
William Wakefield: And split a perfectly good magazine?
Robin Stevens - Saboteur: [in a questioning tone] Sir?
William Wakefield: Remove the padding, Stevens. You're crackling like a pan full of bacon.
[Stevens stands up and removes the magazine he has stuffed down the back of his trousers in having expected to be caned]