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"Carry on Up the Khyber" quotes

Carry on Up the Khyber poster
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.

Director: Gerald Thomas
Writer: Talbot Rothwell, Larry
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy
Year: 1968
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 12 Dec 1968
Awards: N/A

28 video clips

The Khasi Of KalabarSir Sidney Ruff-diamondLady Joan Ruff-diamondCaptain KeeneBrother BelcherMajor ShorthouseBungdit DinThe FakirSergeant-major MacnuttPrivate Jimmy WiddlePrivate Ginger HalePrincess JelhiBustiBurpa Guard
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your house - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:21 May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your... I seem to have got a little plastered - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04 I seem to have got a little plastered Poor old Will Why do they always fire at him - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04 Poor old Will Why do they always fire at him I've never ridden in carts pulled by cows before - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08 I've never ridden in carts pulled by cows before Er what do we do Sir - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:19 Er what do we do Sir Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07 Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant Don't worry we'll save you some strawberry mousse - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05 Don't worry we'll save you some strawberry mousse Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07 Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot But I must take that with me now - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22 But I must take that with me now I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05 I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08 Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22 Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall No thank you Unlike you British we are not tiffin mad - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06 No thank you Unlike you British we are not tiffin mad Oh how awful What can have happened - Carry on Up the Khyber 01:10 Oh how awful What can have happened See the surgeon and get that thing taken out - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04 See the surgeon and get that thing taken out They will die the death of a thousand cuts - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10 They will die the death of a thousand cuts No wait till you see the whites of their eyes - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12 No wait till you see the whites of their eyes Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12 Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:14 That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty Oh f udge - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04 Oh f udge Well it makes a change from tiffin - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04 Well it makes a change from tiffin What's that supposed to be Widdle - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:14 What's that supposed to be Widdle Of course they're all raving mad you know CHUCKLES - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05 Of course they're all raving mad you know CHUCKLES Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05 Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08 Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip Oh What pretty earrings - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09 Oh What pretty earrings Remove the first stool - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:17 Remove the first stool What do you want pig - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09 What do you want pig

Cast

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond - Sidney James
The Khasi of Kalabar - Kenneth Williams
Pte. James Widdle - Charles Hawtrey
Capt. Keene - Roy Castle
Lady Ruff-Diamond - Joan Sims
All Cast