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Carry on Up the Khyber

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.

Director

Gerald Thomas

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy

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N/A

Production

Peter Rogers Productions,Rank Organisation, The

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Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond

The Khasi of Kalabar

Kenneth Williams

Pte. James Widdle

Charles Hawtrey

Capt. Keene

Lady Ruff-Diamond

Bungdit Din

Bernard Bresslaw

Brother Belcher

Peter Butterworth

Sgt. Major Macnutt

Princess Jelhi

The Fakir

Cardew Robinson

Major Shorthouse

Julian Holloway

Private Ginger Hale

Stinghi

Khasi's First Wife

Busti

Chindi

Michael Mellinger

Macnutt's Lure

Major Domo

Burpa Guard

Bungdit Din's Servant

Burpa

Narrator

Burpha

Hospitality Girl

Josephine Blain

Burpa in Crowd

Sporran Soldier

Bagpipes Soldier

Hospitality Girl

Hospitality Girl

Hospitality Girl

Burpa

Khasi's Wife

Khasi's Wife

Burpa

Burpa in Crowd

Douglas Fielding

Khasi's Wife

Hospitality Girl

Burpa

Burpa on Rooftop

Burpa

Khasi's Wife

Katherina Holden

Indian Boy

Hospitality Girl

Polo Match Spectator

Khasi's Wife

Tamsin MacDonald

Burpa

Sporron Soldier

Hospitality Girl

Khasi's Wife

Burpa

Burpa in Crowd

Khasi's Wife

Burpa at Door-Grid

Hospitality Girl

Burpa in Crowd

Patrick Westwood

Khasi's Wife

Hospitality Girl

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The Khasi Of Kalabar Sir Sidney Ruff-diamond Lady Joan Ruff-diamond Captain Keene Brother Belcher Major Shorthouse Bungdit Din The Fakir Sergeant-major Macnutt Private Jimmy Widdle Private Ginger Hale Princess Jelhi Busti Burpa Guard

Yes I wouldn't trust him an inch - Carry on Up the Khyber

Yes I wouldn't trust him an inch

Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not - Carry on Up the Khyber

Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not

What is there to fear from a warrior - Carry on Up the Khyber

What is there to fear from a warrior

Well Sir I was on guard duty at the Pass - Carry on Up the Khyber

Well Sir I was on guard duty at the Pass

Later I've got something very important to do What - Carry on Up the Khyber

Later I've got something very important to do What

Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant - Carry on Up the Khyber

Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant

I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that - Carry on Up the Khyber

I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that

May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your house - Carry on Up the Khyber

May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your...

Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to your mother - Carry on Up the Khyber

Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to...

That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty - Carry on Up the Khyber

That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty

You scratch my back and I will scratch yours - Carry on Up the Khyber

You scratch my back and I will scratch yours

But I must take that with me now - Carry on Up the Khyber

But I must take that with me now

(LAUGHING)
(SPRINGS TWANGING) - Carry on Up the Khyber

(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING)

(TRUMPET BLOWING) - Carry on Up the Khyber

(TRUMPET BLOWING)

Burpas! We are honoured today - Carry on Up the Khyber

Burpas! We are honoured today

Hey those are mine - Carry on Up the Khyber

Hey those are mine

Well, Sir?
Well, it looks all right. - Carry on Up the Khyber

Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right.

Er what do we do Sir - Carry on Up the Khyber

Er what do we do Sir

Oh What pretty earrings - Carry on Up the Khyber

Oh What pretty earrings

They will die the death of a thousand cuts - Carry on Up the Khyber

They will die the death of a thousand cuts

You can't even take part in a simple little orgy - Carry on Up the Khyber

You can't even take part in a simple little orgy

Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip - Carry on Up the Khyber

Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip

What do you want pig - Carry on Up the Khyber

What do you want pig

Is this the best you could do? - Carry on Up the Khyber

Is this the best you could do?

Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot - Carry on Up the Khyber

Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot

You! Come!
You have kept our guests waiting. - Carry on Up the Khyber

You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting.

Seize him! - Carry on Up the Khyber

No, no, this way! - Carry on Up the Khyber

No, no, this way!

Remove the first stool - Carry on Up the Khyber

Remove the first stool

Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall - Carry on Up the Khyber

Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall

Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders - Carry on Up the Khyber

Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders

Oh how awful What can have happened - Carry on Up the Khyber

Oh how awful What can have happened

(COUGHS) That's right!
Bleedin' well suffocate me! - Carry on Up the Khyber

(COUGHS) That's right! Bleedin' well suffocate me!

The entire garrison at Khyber
has been wiped out, mighty Raj. - Carry on Up the Khyber

The entire garrison at Khyber has been wiped out, mighty Raj...

No wait till you see the whites of their eyes - Carry on Up the Khyber

No wait till you see the whites of their eyes

Widdle! Run! - Carry on Up the Khyber

There's another one of them here,
Sir. Oh, blimey, no! - Carry on Up the Khyber

There's another one of them here, Sir. Oh, blimey, no!

(BULLOCK BELLOWS) - Carry on Up the Khyber

(BULLOCK BELLOWS)

I've never ridden in carts pulled by cows before - Carry on Up the Khyber

I've never ridden in carts pulled by cows before

Well it makes a change from tiffin - Carry on Up the Khyber

Well it makes a change from tiffin

Poor old Will Why do they always fire at him - Carry on Up the Khyber

Poor old Will Why do they always fire at him

Oh f udge - Carry on Up the Khyber

No gentlemen this revolt will have to be suppressed - Carry on Up the Khyber

No gentlemen this revolt will have to be suppressed

See the surgeon and get that thing taken out - Carry on Up the Khyber

See the surgeon and get that thing taken out

As a mark of my deep respect for Your Excellency's person - Carry on Up the Khyber

As a mark of my deep respect for Your Excellency's...

No thank you Unlike you British we are not tiffin mad - Carry on Up the Khyber

No thank you Unlike you British we are not tiffin mad

I still don't trust that fella. - Carry on Up the Khyber

I still don't trust that fella.

Over there! - Carry on Up the Khyber

There's only one thing to be worried about and that's me - Carry on Up the Khyber

There's only one thing to be worried about and...

What's that supposed to be Widdle - Carry on Up the Khyber

What's that supposed to be Widdle

By the time I'm finished their stiff upper lips will be so limp - Carry on Up the Khyber

By the time I'm finished their stiff upper lips will be...

That will teach them to ban turbans on the busses - Carry on Up the Khyber

That will teach them to ban turbans on the busses

I must say, the wind seems to be
a little strong tonight. - Carry on Up the Khyber

I must say, the wind seems to be a little strong tonight.

We used to know a missionary fella
in the Solomon Islands. - Carry on Up the Khyber

We used to know a missionary fella in the Solomon Islands.

(BONG)
You rang, sir? - Carry on Up the Khyber

(BONG) You rang, sir?

What's all this noise?
Can't you see I'm trying to sleep? - Carry on Up the Khyber

What's all this noise? Can't you see I'm tryi...

A thing like that leaves them unmoved - Carry on Up the Khyber

A thing like that leaves them unmoved

So you and the Princess
plan to get married, Captain? - Carry on Up the Khyber

So you and the Princess plan to get married, Captain?

More wine, Mr Belcher?
(GUNSHOT) - Carry on Up the Khyber

More wine, Mr Belcher? (GUNSHOT)

Ah! Ooh. - Carry on Up the Khyber

I seem to have got a little plastered - Carry on Up the Khyber

I seem to have got a little plastered

(DISCORDANT PIANO KEYS) - Carry on Up the Khyber

(DISCORDANT PIANO KEYS)

The gates have gone! Attack!
Kill! Kill! - Carry on Up the Khyber

The gates have gone! Attack! Kill! Kill!

Well done, my beautiful warrior! - Carry on Up the Khyber

Well done, my beautiful warrior!

I wonder if I might pop outside,
Sir, - Carry on Up the Khyber

I wonder if I might pop outside, Sir,

Don't worry we'll save you some strawberry mousse - Carry on Up the Khyber

Don't worry we'll save you some strawberry mousse

Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of - Carry on Up the Khyber

Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of

Of course they're all raving mad you know CHUCKLES - Carry on Up the Khyber

Of course they're all raving mad you know CHUCKLES

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Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.

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Director: Gerald Thomas

Writer: Talbot Rothwell, Larry

Production: Peter Rogers Productions,Rank Organisation, The

Genre: adventure, comedy

Year: 1968

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 12 Dec 1968

Awards: N/A

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