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Carry on Up the Khyber

I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that. Rank stupidity!

[after a servant rings a gong, in the style of the famous Rank Organisation logo] The Khasi of Kalabar:
I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that. Rank stupidity!

Full Transcript

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I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that
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Rank stupidity
Duration
5 seconds
Views
832
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:15
Uploaded
Nov 18, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
Peter Rogers Productions,Rank Organisation, The

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Movie Summary

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.

Actors

Kenneth Williams
The Khasi Of Kalabar
Kenneth Williams
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your house - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:21
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your...
Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to your mother - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:15
Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to...
That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:14
That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty
You scratch my back and I will scratch yours - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
You scratch my back and I will scratch yours
But I must take that with me now - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22
But I must take that with me now
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING)
(TRUMPET BLOWING) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
(TRUMPET BLOWING)
Burpas! We are honoured today - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:11
Burpas! We are honoured today
Hey those are mine - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
Hey those are mine
Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right.
Er what do we do Sir - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:19
Er what do we do Sir
Oh What pretty earrings - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
Oh What pretty earrings
They will die the death of a thousand cuts - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
They will die the death of a thousand cuts
You can't even take part in a simple little orgy - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
You can't even take part in a simple little orgy
Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip
What do you want pig - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
What do you want pig
Is this the best you could do? - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:28
Is this the best you could do?
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:20
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting.
Seize him! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
Seize him!