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Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip
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Carry on Up the Khyber

Well I'm not standing around here waiting for mine to stiffen!

Captain Keene:

Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip. Missionary:
Well I'm not standing around here waiting for mine to stiffen!

Full Transcript

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Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip
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Well I'm not standing round here waiting for mine to stiffen
Duration
8 seconds
Views
325
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:11
Uploaded
Nov 18, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
Peter Rogers Productions,Rank Organisation, The

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Movie Summary

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.

Actors

Roy Castle
Captain Keene
Roy Castle
What do you want pig - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
What do you want pig
Is this the best you could do? - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:28
Is this the best you could do?
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:20
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting.
Seize him! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
Seize him!
No, no, this way! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
No, no, this way!
Remove the first stool - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:17
Remove the first stool
Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22
Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall
Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders
Oh how awful What can have happened - Carry on Up the Khyber 01:10
Oh how awful What can have happened
(COUGHS) That's right! Bleedin' well suffocate me! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
(COUGHS) That's right! Bleedin' well suffocate me!
The entire garrison at Khyber has been wiped out, mighty Raj. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:24
The entire garrison at Khyber has been wiped out, mighty Raj...
No wait till you see the whites of their eyes - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12
No wait till you see the whites of their eyes
Widdle! Run! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:14
Widdle! Run!
There's another one of them here, Sir. Oh, blimey, no! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:32
There's another one of them here, Sir. Oh, blimey, no!
(BULLOCK BELLOWS) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:27
(BULLOCK BELLOWS)
I've never ridden in carts pulled by cows before - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
I've never ridden in carts pulled by cows before
Well it makes a change from tiffin - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04
Well it makes a change from tiffin
Poor old Will Why do they always fire at him - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04
Poor old Will Why do they always fire at him
Oh f udge - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:04
Oh f udge