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Yes I wouldn't trust him an inch
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Carry on Up the Khyber

I wouldn't trust him an inch. Ooh, neither would I. I didn't mean that

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: I wouldn't trust him an inch.
Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: Ooh, neither would I.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: I didn't mean that

Full Transcript

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Yes I wouldn't trust him an inch
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Ooh neither would I
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I didn't mean that
Duration
7 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:25
Uploaded
Jan 24, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
Peter Rogers Productions,Rank Organisation, The

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Movie Summary

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.
Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12
Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not
What is there to fear from a warrior - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:20
What is there to fear from a warrior
Well Sir I was on guard duty at the Pass - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:26
Well Sir I was on guard duty at the Pass
Later I've got something very important to do What - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
Later I've got something very important to do What
Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant
I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your house - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:21
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your...
Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to your mother - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:15
Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to...
That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:14
That I am only wearing them from a sense of duty
You scratch my back and I will scratch yours - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
You scratch my back and I will scratch yours
But I must take that with me now - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22
But I must take that with me now
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING)
(TRUMPET BLOWING) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
(TRUMPET BLOWING)
Burpas! We are honoured today - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:11
Burpas! We are honoured today
Hey those are mine - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
Hey those are mine
Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right.
Er what do we do Sir - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:19
Er what do we do Sir
Oh What pretty earrings - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
Oh What pretty earrings
They will die the death of a thousand cuts - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
They will die the death of a thousand cuts
You can't even take part in a simple little orgy - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
You can't even take part in a simple little orgy