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Carry on Up the Khyber

You scratch my back and I will scratch yours. Ooh, that might be interesting for a start

The Khasi of Kalabar: You scratch my back and I will scratch yours.
Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: Ooh, that might be interesting for a start

Full Transcript

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You scratch my back and I will scratch yours
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Ooh that might be interesting for a start GIGGLES
Duration
10 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:06
Uploaded
Jan 24, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
Peter Rogers Productions,Rank Organisation, The

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Movie Summary

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.
But I must take that with me now - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22
But I must take that with me now
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:12
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING)
(TRUMPET BLOWING) - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
(TRUMPET BLOWING)
Burpas! We are honoured today - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:11
Burpas! We are honoured today
Hey those are mine - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
Hey those are mine
Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
Well, Sir? Well, it looks all right.
Er what do we do Sir - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:19
Er what do we do Sir
Oh What pretty earrings - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
Oh What pretty earrings
They will die the death of a thousand cuts - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:10
They will die the death of a thousand cuts
You can't even take part in a simple little orgy - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
You can't even take part in a simple little orgy
Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
Then I was going to say keep a stiff upper lip
What do you want pig - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:09
What do you want pig
Is this the best you could do? - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:28
Is this the best you could do?
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:07
Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting. - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:20
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting.
Seize him! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:06
Seize him!
No, no, this way! - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:08
No, no, this way!
Remove the first stool - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:17
Remove the first stool
Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:22
Look we need that rope of yours to get us over the wall
Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders - Carry on Up the Khyber 00:05
Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders