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This ain't asphalt, son
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This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt. Oh, great. What do you want?You here to gloat? You...

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This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt. Oh, great. What do you want?You here to gloat? You don't have three-wheel brakes,so you got to pitch it hard, break it loose and thenjust drive it with the throttle. Give it too much, you'll beoutta the dirt and into the tulips. So you're a judge,a doctor and a racing expert. I'll put it simple. If you're goin' hard enough left,you'll find yourself turnin' right. Oh... Right. That makes perfect sense.Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you! Or should I say, "No, thank you"? Because in Opposite World,maybe that really means, "Thank you"! Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!

Full Transcript

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This ain't asphalt son This is dirt
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Oh great What do you want You here to gloat
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You don't have three wheel brakes so you got to pitch it hard
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break it loose and then just drive it with the throttle
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Give it too much you'll be outta the dirt and into the tulips
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So you're a judge a doctor and a racing expert
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I'll put it simple
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If you're goin' hard enough left you'll find yourself turnin' right
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Oh Right That makes perfect sense Turn right to go left Yes Thank you
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Or should I say No thank you
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Because in Opposite World maybe that really means Thank you
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Crazy grandpa car What an idiot
Available in 7 languages
Duration
45 seconds
Views
169
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:29
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Production
Pixar,Walt Disney Pictures

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Movie Summary

A hot-shot race-car named Lightning McQueen gets waylaid in Radiator Springs, where he finds the true meaning of friendship and family.