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Carter

And if it's not true, if youtook two seconds to put it back in your pants and be helpful...

Carter • S01E07 • 2018
And if it's not true, if you
took two seconds to put it back in your pants and be helpful we
could find out who killed Jin

Full Transcript

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And if it's not true, if you took two seconds to put it back
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in your pants and be helpful we could find out who killed Jin.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:45
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, crime, drama

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Movie Summary

An actor returns home after a public meltdown. Partnering with his police detective friend, he tries to use his acting experience to solve real crimes.
S01 • E06 Alahmbek would have killed you and your mother both - Carter 00:05
Alahmbek would have killed you and your mother both
S01 • E02 If you think that for one minute, - Carter 00:05
If you think that for one minute,
S01 • E09 Phil caused you serious financial hardship. - Carter 00:04
Phil caused you serious financial hardship.
S01 • E04 Sam this is Matt -- - Carter 00:06
Sam this is Matt --
S01 • E03 Angry farmer has a gun, - Carter 00:06
Angry farmer has a gun,
S01 • E02 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! - Carter 00:04
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening...
S01 • E03 But really arrest us! We're talking charges filed, - Carter 00:05
But really arrest us! We're talking charges filed,
S01 • E02 I-- um, I gotta go, bye! [Cell phone beeping] - Carter 00:06
I-- um, I gotta go, bye! [Cell phone beeping]
S01 • E06 I wasn't sure if I'd have another chance to see you... - Carter 00:06
I wasn't sure if I'd have another chance to see yo...
S01 • E05 Oh...ah...you think I killed him. - Carter 00:08
Oh...ah...you think I killed him.
S01 • E09 The last call on Phil's phone record was to you. - Carter 00:04
The last call on Phil's phone record was to you.
S01 • E03 All right, and maybe it will again, for you, - Carter 00:06
All right, and maybe it will again, for you,
S01 • E02 For five years, you've been taking care of Brett Johnson, - Carter 00:06
For five years, you've been taking care of Brett Johnso...
S01 • E04 Uh...sorry, dude, yeah. - Carter 00:05
Uh...sorry, dude, yeah.
S01 • E07 Usually when you say that, - Carter 00:04
Usually when you say that,
S01 • E01 Okay, Childress finds out that Tetsu is dating his daughter - Carter 00:05
Okay, Childress finds out that Tetsu is dating his daughter
S01 • E03 She has to be a real cop, - Carter 00:05
She has to be a real cop,
S01 • E04 Okay. Hey Matt, you get a chance to look at that file - Carter 00:05
Okay. Hey Matt, you get a chance to look at that file
S01 • E08 Blaster 109.7, - Carter 00:08
Blaster 109.7,
S01 • E07 Are you? Because while sad, - Carter 00:04
Are you? Because while sad,