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Carter

Please don't tell methis is about his son's bar mitzvah again

Carter • S01E02 • 2018
Please don't tell me
this is about his son's bar mitzvah again

Full Transcript

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Please don't tell me this is about
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his son's bar mitzvah again.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:15
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama

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Movie Summary

An actor returns home after a public meltdown. Partnering with his police detective friend, he tries to use his acting experience to solve real crimes.
S01 • E04 Alright, it's just like a camera, you point and click. - Carter 00:04
Alright, it's just like a camera, you point and click.
S01 • E07 Alright, I don't need to see your big boy underpants. - Carter 00:04
Alright, I don't need to see your big boy underpants.
S01 • E10 We should go next week. - Carter 00:04
We should go next week.
S01 • E02 I'm not flying all the way to LA - Carter 00:05
I'm not flying all the way to LA
S01 • E05 You parasite. You leech! - Carter 00:04
You parasite. You leech!
S01 • E04 You are aware that 'violent dismemberment' - Carter 00:05
You are aware that 'violent dismemberment'
S01 • E01 Man: The question on everyone's mind: - Carter 00:05
Man: The question on everyone's mind:
S01 • E07 A half chicken, half elephant, - Carter 00:06
A half chicken, half elephant,
S01 • E02 Every time I see him, he yells "candy!" - Carter 00:05
Every time I see him, he yells "candy!"
S01 • E05 This man is responsible for the Dreider Mine disaster. - Carter 00:06
This man is responsible for the Dreider Mine disaster.
S01 • E01 [grunting] - Carter 00:08
[grunting]
S01 • E03 We don't call them unis - Carter 00:04
We don't call them unis
S01 • E05 They covered it up and this man even took a bonus - Carter 00:06
They covered it up and this man even took a bonus
S01 • E02 Bobby is worried - Carter 00:05
Bobby is worried
S01 • E07 Kiki-Loki spits in the face of human arithmetic. - Carter 00:04
Kiki-Loki spits in the face of human arithmetic.
S01 • E06 Now we know what an episode of The Dave Lee Show looks like. - Carter 00:05
Now we know what an episode of The Dave Lee Show looks like.
S01 • E04 Take a deep breath, hold it, then... - Carter 00:05
Take a deep breath, hold it, then...
S01 • E04 [gunshots] - Carter 00:05
[gunshots]
S01 • E02 He wants to hear from you, face to face, - Carter 00:05
He wants to hear from you, face to face,
S01 • E06 Yeah, no, let's stretch, we've been sitting a whole two minutes - Carter 00:05
Yeah, no, let's stretch, we've been sitting a whol...