"Casino Royale" quotes
In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
Director: Val Guest, Ken Hughes, John Huston
Writer: Wolf Mankowitz, John Law, Michael Sayers
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1967
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 28 Apr 1967
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total
101 video clips
Jimmy Bond/dr. NoahJimmy Bond (dr. Noah)SmernovMata BondEvelyn Tremble (james Bond - 007)Evelyn TrembleHadleyVesper LyndCooperJames BondLe ChiffreThe DetainerQ's AssistantRansomePoloFrau HoffnerInspector MathisQCasino DirectorScottish PiperFrench LegionnaireLe GrandLe Chiffre's RepresentativeRussian Officer At AuctionUsa Officer At AuctionChinese GeneralBritish Officer At AuctionAgent Mimi (alias Lady Fiona)HeatherButtercupGiovanna GoodthighsMegTaxi DriverCashier
00:06 You are a liar Am I
00:27 I'm being followed Why yes I know
00:28 Buy gold
00:20 Listen you can't shoot me I have a very low threshold...
00:09 You realize this means an angry letter to the Times
00:06 Do you know me from somewhere Your book Tremble On Baccarat
00:22 Daddy I do so long to meet him All the girls do He really...
00:09 Now I'm going to have to have that check Mr Bond
00:10 Excuse me Are you Richard Burton
00:30 You'd better bring me up to date Who is on what...
00:15 Mr Evelyn Tremble
00:07 I'm not chancing that casino I'd rather slide down...
00:17 I really have to note your qualifications Height 6 foot 2...
00:17 They have to be What are you going to do
00:17 You're crazy You are absolutely crazy
00:21 The moment the nib touches the paper it releases a stream of...
00:18 By the way Moneypenny since I came in have you noticed me...
00:19 Haven't by any chance seen a young lady in a green...
00:18 Who is Le Chiffre Nobody knows
00:14 It is little Otto
00:24 This is your mother's room
00:16 Mr Mathis There's something been worrying me
00:19 Yes Lf you'll be good enough to sign here sir
00:12 Excuse me Willingly
00:31 They're the high priests of the temple Okay up it
00:10 Listen you can't shoot me I have a very low threshold...
00:12 Thank you What a charming outfit that is
00:27 All remaining agents and trainees will be known as James...
00:17 Bond James Bond
00:42 Gentlemen I am here tonight
00:07 What's the strategy sir
00:31 The auction is about to begin
00:27 My dear Miss Lynd
00:08 Don't be afraid It's a one way mirror
00:17 Handle these capsules with care
00:36 You know if you weren't my dad
00:24 The Mata Hari School of Dancing
00:09 It's vaporized lysergic acid It's highly explosive
00:19 My love
00:27 Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the amount of time
00:11 Goes against my nature you know I sensed that
00:07 I'll be back in five minutes If I'm not start...
00:11 Which side do you dress sir
00:05 I never should've have let Nellie send him to...
00:08 You mean there are only Be careful of my loose kneecap
00:05 It's the first john I've ever gone round with
00:24 Who are you What you do want
00:09 My battery needs recharging
00:23 You're so like your mother you're driving me mad
00:13 Do you treat all the girls you desire this way
00:20 No not anymore He's mine Haven't you read the...
00:07 Don't worry about that chair with the hole in the...
00:07 Look at this masterpiece gentlemen Surely we can do better...
00:30 But why Why at the height of his powers did Bond decide to...
00:39 Good lord Moneypenny
00:25 Hadley we're up against an opposition of fiendish...
00:35 Naught else remains Nothing to speak of I'm afraid
00:10 And what is your name Cooper big eyes but don't be...
00:51 Sleep I've had nane for thinking on my dearie
00:09 No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a customs...
00:36 I see everything that goes on at this table
00:20 All this trouble just to make up for your feeling of sexual...
00:31 For you Think of it madam
00:21 Are there any men in the house Nane but the pipers
00:11 It's getting gae cold
00:33 My dear
00:20 I must say this place brings back a few memories
00:16 Doesn't that do something to you 007
00:33 I do so like to feel comfortable whatever I'm doing
00:26 You want me to be a spy like Mom
00:18 Tell me Miss Goodthighs
00:13 James I need you Yes
00:08 It looks as though luck isn't on your side of the road...
00:04 Never trust a rich spy
00:06 Of course Some tea
00:07 What's the strategy sir
00:20 I'm Heather I'm Meg
00:47 To your right Sir James Lady Mary
00:05 Taxi Over here
00:06 So long suckers
00:12 This is where you come in Moneypenny
00:30 They seem to treat you like some kind of a goddess
00:11 Well that's all right then Would you say good bye to...
00:11 So nice of you to come My pleasure
00:17 I'm Miss Goodthighs
00:14 So that's your plan
00:11 This'll show Sir James once and for all which of us has...
00:14 Proceed with Smersh Plan B
00:56 I'm testing the temperature of the water as I always...
Cast
Evelyn Tremble (James Bond - 007) - Peter Sellers
Vesper Lynd (007) - Ursula Andress
Sir James Bond - David Niven
Le Chiffre - Orson Welles
Mata Bond - Joanna Pettet