"Casino Royale" quotes
In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
Director: Val Guest, Ken Hughes, John Huston
Writer: Wolf Mankowitz, John Law, Michael Sayers
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1967
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 28 Apr 1967
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total
101 Clips
Jimmy Bond/dr. NoahJimmy Bond (dr. Noah)SmernovMata BondEvelyn Tremble (james Bond - 007)Evelyn TrembleHadleyVesper LyndCooperJames BondLe ChiffreThe DetainerQ's AssistantRansomePoloFrau HoffnerInspector MathisQCasino DirectorScottish PiperFrench LegionnaireLe GrandLe Chiffre's RepresentativeRussian Officer At AuctionUsa Officer At AuctionChinese GeneralBritish Officer At AuctionAgent Mimi (alias Lady Fiona)HeatherButtercupGiovanna GoodthighsMegTaxi DriverCashier
00:15 Do you know me from somewhere Your book Tremble On Baccarat
00:35 It's uncanny Quite uncanny
00:11 I went through a lot of trouble to bring you here
00:33 Why thank you Monsieur Could we have the name please
00:17 It really is I think I better freshen up a bit quick
00:22 Tell me about yourself James
00:14 What can I do for you
00:17 You must forgive me I lose control of myself
00:28 The things I didn't understand too well in your book
00:13 Why don't you come down to me
00:08 I haven't got time for that now Will you be needing me...
00:21 What form are you in
00:56 I'm testing the temperature of the water as I always...
00:14 Proceed with Smersh Plan B
00:11 This'll show Sir James once and for all which of us has...
00:14 So that's your plan
00:17 I'm Miss Goodthighs
00:11 So nice of you to come My pleasure
00:11 Well that's all right then Would you say good bye to...
00:30 They seem to treat you like some kind of a goddess
00:12 This is where you come in Moneypenny
00:06 So long suckers
00:05 Taxi Over here
00:47 To your right Sir James Lady Mary
00:20 I'm Heather I'm Meg
00:07 What's the strategy sir
00:06 Of course Some tea
00:04 Never trust a rich spy
00:08 It looks as though luck isn't on your side of the road...
00:13 James I need you Yes
00:18 Tell me Miss Goodthighs
00:26 You want me to be a spy like Mom
00:33 I do so like to feel comfortable whatever I'm doing
00:16 Doesn't that do something to you 007
00:20 I must say this place brings back a few memories
00:33 My dear
00:11 It's getting gae cold
00:21 Are there any men in the house Nane but the pipers
00:31 For you Think of it madam
00:20 All this trouble just to make up for your feeling of sexual...
00:36 I see everything that goes on at this table
00:09 No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a customs...
00:51 Sleep I've had nane for thinking on my dearie
00:10 And what is your name Cooper big eyes but don't be...
00:35 Naught else remains Nothing to speak of I'm afraid
00:25 Hadley we're up against an opposition of fiendish...
00:39 Good lord Moneypenny
00:30 But why Why at the height of his powers did Bond decide to...
00:07 Look at this masterpiece gentlemen Surely we can do better...
00:07 Don't worry about that chair with the hole in the...
00:20 No not anymore He's mine Haven't you read the...
00:13 Do you treat all the girls you desire this way
00:23 You're so like your mother you're driving me mad
00:09 My battery needs recharging
00:24 Who are you What you do want
00:05 It's the first john I've ever gone round with
00:08 You mean there are only Be careful of my loose kneecap
00:05 I never should've have let Nellie send him to...
00:11 Which side do you dress sir
00:07 I'll be back in five minutes If I'm not start...
00:11 Goes against my nature you know I sensed that
00:27 Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the amount of time
00:19 My love
00:09 It's vaporized lysergic acid It's highly explosive
00:24 The Mata Hari School of Dancing
00:36 You know if you weren't my dad
00:17 Handle these capsules with care
00:08 Don't be afraid It's a one way mirror
00:27 My dear Miss Lynd
00:31 The auction is about to begin
00:07 What's the strategy sir
00:42 Gentlemen I am here tonight
00:17 Bond James Bond
00:27 All remaining agents and trainees will be known as James...
00:12 Thank you What a charming outfit that is
00:10 Listen you can't shoot me I have a very low threshold...
00:31 They're the high priests of the temple Okay up it
00:12 Excuse me Willingly
00:19 Yes Lf you'll be good enough to sign here sir
Cast
Evelyn Tremble (James Bond - 007) - Peter Sellers
Vesper Lynd (007) - Ursula Andress
Sir James Bond - David Niven
Le Chiffre - Orson Welles
Mata Bond - Joanna Pettet
The Detainer (007) - Daliah Lavi
Jimmy Bond (Dr. Noah) - Woody Allen
Agent Mimi (Alias Lady Fiona) - Deborah Kerr
Ransome - William Holden
Le Grand - Charles Boyer
McTarry (M) - John Huston
Smernov - Kurt Kasznar
George Raft - George Raft
French Legionnaire - Jean-Paul Belmondo
Cooper (James Bond - 007) - Terence Cooper
Moneypenny - Barbara Bouchet
Buttercup - Angela Scoular
Eliza - Gabriella Licudi
Heather - Tracey Crisp
Peg - Elaine Taylor
Miss Goodthighs - Jacqueline Bisset
Meg - Alexandra Bastedo
Frau Hoffner - Anna Quayle
Hadley - Derek Nimmo
Polo - Ronnie Corbett
Casino Director - Colin Gordon
Taxi Driver - Bernard Cribbins
Fang Leader - Tracy Reed
Casino Doorman & M.I.5. Man - John Bluthal
'Q' - Geoffrey Bayldon
'Q's' Assistant - John Wells
Inspector Mathis - Duncan Macrae
Cashier - Graham Stark
Chic - Chic Murray
John - Jonathan Routh
British Army Officer - Richard Wattis
Le Chiffre's Representative - Vladek Sheybal
1st Piper - Percy Herbert
Control Girl - Penny Riley
Captain of the Guards - Jeanne Roland
Bus Passenger - Lewis Alexander
Casino Patron - Jack Arrow
Barman - Peter Ashmore
Cuban - Peter Avella
Le Chiffre's Assistant - Jennifer Baker
Le Chiffre's Assistant - Susan Baker
Casino Patron - Roy Beck
American Tourist: Featured - Roy Beck
Cowboy - Jack 'Kid' Berg
Cowboy - Peter Brace
Indian - Peter Brayham
Sergeant Major - R.S.M. Brittain
Crewman - Ken Buckle
Tall Blonde - Veronica Carlson
Keystone Kop - Geraldine Chaplin
Sir James Bond's Butler - Erik Chitty
Cowboy - Joe Cornelius
Michele - Frances Cosslett
Firing Squad Guard - Maxwell Craig
Russian Officer - Bill Cummings
Jag - Mireille Darc
Casino Patron - Dan Darnelli
Control Room Girl - Anne De Vigier
Indian - Billy Dean
Cowboy - Cliff Diggins
Extra - Alexander Doré
Vesper Lynd's Assistant - Valentine Dyall
Chinese Officer - Max Faulkner
Casino Patron - Ernest Fennemore
Casino Patron - George Fisher
USA Officer at Auction - Hal Galili
Bond Girl - Veronica Gardiner
Scottish Strongman - Bob Godfrey
Man in Casino - Romo Gorrara
Bond Girl - Vera Goulet
British Officer at Auction - Jack Gwillim
Man in Casino - Fred Haggerty
Casino Patron - Patrick Halpin
Casino Patron - Victor Harrington
Hit Man - Ian Hendry
Casino Patron - Walter Henry
Fred - John Hollis
Agent Mimi's Hands - Anjelica Huston
Footman - Harry Hutchinson
Man in Casino - Alf Joint
Man in Trafalgar Square - Juba Kennerley
Casino Patron - Cyril Kent
Chinese General - Burt Kwouk
M's Driver - John Le Mesurier
Man in Crowd - Fred Machon
Man in Casino - Frank Maher
Man in Crowd - Alf Mangan
Bond Girl - Yvonne Marsh
Extra - Barrie Melrose
Driver - Stirling Moss
Guard Girl - Caroline Munro
Scottish Piper - Peter O'Toole
Man in Crowd - Dido Plumb
Man in Casino - Eddie Powell
Frankenstein's Creature - David Prowse
Guard Girl - Louisa Rabaiotti
Casino patron - Rosemarie Reede
Hit Man - Richard Reeves
Temple Guard - Milton Reid
Casino Patron - Ernie Rice
Scottish Strongman - Terry Richards
Dubbing - Robert Rietty
Russian Officer - Doug Robinson
Croupier - Jack Ross
Man in Crowd - Johnny Rossi
MI5 Agent - Robert Rowland
Man in Casino - Paddy Ryan
Russian Officer - Bill Sawyer
Casino Patron - Arnold Schulkes
Casino Patron - Bunny Seaman
Officer - Paddy Smith
Bus Driver - Guy Standeven
Casino Patron - Philip Stewart
Nikita Khrushchev - William F. Sully
Keystone Kop - Richard Talmadge
Man in Casino - Rocky Taylor
Female Soldier - Connie Tilton
Woman in Crowd - Rita Tobin-Weske
Casino Girl - Robin Tolhurst
Man in Crowd - Oliver Tomlin
Vesper Lynd - Nikki Van der Zyl
Tea Lady - Mona Washbourne
Indian - Del Watson
Blackjack player - Ruth Leon Weiman
Indian - Paul Weston
Bond Girl - Jennifer White
British Army Officer - Ian Wilson
Scottish Strongman - Terry Yorke