Gentlemen, I'm here tonight on behalf of my client, Le Chiffre - of whom you all have...
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Le Chiffre's Representative:
Gentlemen, I'm here tonight on behalf of my client, Le Chiffre - of whom you all have heard - to offer by auction this unique collection of art treasures. Are there any specific bidding instructions?
Russian Officer at Auction:
Our instructions are that when we are sitting we are bidding. When we are stranding we are not bidding.
USA Officer at Auction:
We'll do our bidding sitting down. When we're standing up, we're not bidding.
Chinese General:
We stand, we bid. We no stand, we no bid.
Le Chiffre's Representative:
And, eh, the British representatives?
British Officer at Auction:
Well, I-I don't know, actually. Sort of, a bit of both, I suppose, really. Is that alright with you chaps?
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Gentlemen I am here tonight
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on behalf of my client Le Chiffre of whom you all have heard
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to offer by auction his unique collection of art treasures
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Are there any specific bidding instructions
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Instructions are that when we are sitting we are bidding
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When we are standing we are not bidding
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We'll do our bidding sitting down When we're standing up we're not bidding
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We stand we bid We no stand we no bid
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And the British representatives I don't know actually
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Sort of a bit of both I suppose really Is that all right with you old chaps
Clip duration: 42 seconds
Views: 85
Timestamp in movie: 01h 16m 51s
Uploaded: 30 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
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00:31 The auction is about to begin
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00:19 My love
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00:05 I never should've have let Nellie send him to...
00:08 You mean there are only Be careful of my loose kneecap
00:05 It's the first john I've ever gone round with
00:24 Who are you What you do want
00:09 My battery needs recharging
00:23 You're so like your mother you're driving me mad
00:13 Do you treat all the girls you desire this way