Eldest first, of course. As prescribed by scripture. Youngest bore him triplets. Their...
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Agent Mimi:
[Referring to a painting on the wall]
To your right Sir James Bond, Lady Mary. Daughter of Douglas McTarry, raped by the Campbells in 1622. In retaliation of which Lord Douglas sent his only son, Hamish, out to rape twel' Campbell lasses. Sir James:
At-t-t the same time? Agent Mimi:
Eldest first, of course. As prescribed by scripture. Youngest bore him triplets. Their union thus bounteously blessed a contract of marriage was entered into which brought the McTarrys Black Loch, Ben Tarn, the Shagsa Rock, Glenlocke and a good stretch of salmon water
[Referring to a painting on the wall]
To your right Sir James Bond, Lady Mary. Daughter of Douglas McTarry, raped by the Campbells in 1622. In retaliation of which Lord Douglas sent his only son, Hamish, out to rape twel' Campbell lasses. Sir James:
At-t-t the same time? Agent Mimi:
Eldest first, of course. As prescribed by scripture. Youngest bore him triplets. Their union thus bounteously blessed a contract of marriage was entered into which brought the McTarrys Black Loch, Ben Tarn, the Shagsa Rock, Glenlocke and a good stretch of salmon water
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To your right Sir James Lady Mary
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Daughter of Lord Douglas McTarry
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raped by the Campbells in 1622
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in retaliation of which Lord Douglas
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sent his only son Hamish out to rape twa Campbell lasses
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At the same time Eldest first of course
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As prescribed by Scripture
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The youngest bore him triplets
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Their union being thus bounteously blessed a contract of marriage was entered into
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which brought the McTarry's Black Lough Ben Torn the Shags of Raugh Glen Noch
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and a good stretch of salmon water
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Movie Summary
In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
Actors
Agent Mimi (alias Lady Fiona)
