It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."
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Sir James:
You better bring me up to date. Who is on what assignment? Hadley:
Well, it's not a very happy picture, sir. Sir James:
[Looking at a map]
Why all the black flags there? Hadley:
They've been liquidated, I'm afraid, sir. Our Finland, stabbed to death in a ladies sauna bath, sir. Our Madrid, burned in a blazing bordello, sir. And, Tokyo, sir, garroted in a geisha house. Sir James:
It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."
You better bring me up to date. Who is on what assignment? Hadley:
Well, it's not a very happy picture, sir. Sir James:
[Looking at a map]
Why all the black flags there? Hadley:
They've been liquidated, I'm afraid, sir. Our Finland, stabbed to death in a ladies sauna bath, sir. Our Madrid, burned in a blazing bordello, sir. And, Tokyo, sir, garroted in a geisha house. Sir James:
It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."
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You'd better bring me up to date Who is on what assignment
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It's not a very happy picture sir Why are the black flags there
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They've been liquidated I'm afraid sir
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Finland stabbed to death in a ladies' sauna bath sir
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Madrid burnt in a blazing bordello sir
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And Tokyo sir garroted in a geisha house
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It's depressing that the word secret agent has becomes synonymous with sex maniac
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Movie Summary
In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
Actors
Hadley
