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James Bond (Daniel Craig) goes on his first mission as a 00. Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) is a banker to the world's terrorists. He is participating in a poker game at Montenegro, where he must win back his money, in order to stay safe amongst the terrorist market. The boss of MI6, known simply as "M" (Dame Judi Dench) sends Bond, along with Vesper Lynd Eva Green) to attend this game and prevent Le Chiffre from winning. Bond, using help from Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright), Rene Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini), and having Vesper pose as his partner, enters the most important poker game in his already dangerous career. But if Bond defeats Le Chiffre, will he and Vesper Lynd remain safe?

Director: Martin Campbell
Writer: Neal Purvis (screenplay), Robert Wade (screenplay), Paul Haggis (screenplay), Ian Fleming (novel)
Production: N/A
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 17 Nov 2006
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 26 wins & 44 nominations.


86 Clips & Quotes

Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it - Casino Royale 00:21 Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on... I'm sorry - Casino Royale 00:15 I'm sorry Dry Martini - Casino Royale 00:58 Dry Martini What else can you surmise - Casino Royale 05:39 What else can you surmise We've been involved for quite a long while - Casino Royale 01:07 We've been involved for quite a long while Vodka martini - Casino Royale 00:19 Vodka martini I've got a little itch - Casino Royale 00:17 I've got a little itch Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls - Casino Royale 02:13 Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my... I think I'll call it a Vesper - Casino Royale 00:31 I think I'll call it a Vesper You can switch off so easily - Casino Royale 00:30 You can switch off so easily You changed your shirt - Casino Royale 00:37 You changed your shirt You don't trust anyone - Casino Royale 00:18 You don't trust anyone You're not going to let me in there - Casino Royale 00:48 You're not going to let me in there I'm the money - Casino Royale 00:13 I'm the money James Bond - Casino Royale 00:12 James Bond You love me - Casino Royale 00:42 You love me There isn't enough room for me and your ego - Casino Royale 00:16 There isn't enough room for me and your ego I had no idea it stood for - Casino Royale 00:32 I had no idea it stood for I love you too M - Casino Royale 00:10 I love you too M My friend Mathis - Casino Royale 00:17 My friend Mathis He's logged into our secure website - Casino Royale 00:28 He's logged into our secure website I should have introduced myself - Casino Royale 01:37 I should have introduced myself And the valet ticket - Casino Royale 00:11 And the valet ticket We forget to watch our friends as well - Casino Royale 00:25 We forget to watch our friends as well Who the hell do they think they are - Casino Royale 01:51 Who the hell do they think they are He's in the Bahamas - Casino Royale 00:19 He's in the Bahamas I'll get the money - Casino Royale 00:31 I'll get the money I can't resist waking you - Casino Royale 00:39 I can't resist waking you Stay calm and don't interrupt - Casino Royale 00:32 Stay calm and don't interrupt I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman - Casino Royale 00:21 I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman M doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side - Casino Royale 01:54 M doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side I'll kill her - Casino Royale 00:10 I'll kill her I knew it was too early to promote you - Casino Royale 00:32 I knew it was too early to promote you I would ask you if you could remain emotionally detached - Casino Royale 00:24 I would ask you if you could remain emotionally detached I have a dinner jacket - Casino Royale 00:46 I have a dinner jacket You like married women - Casino Royale 00:52 You like married women I never understood all these elaborate tortures - Casino Royale 01:10 I never understood all these elaborate tortures You've taken good care of your body - Casino Royale 00:14 You've taken good care of your body You'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met - Casino Royale 00:58 You'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met Not a word of protest - Casino Royale 00:18 Not a word of protest Stop touching your ear - Casino Royale 00:15 Stop touching your ear Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro - Casino Royale 00:55 Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro Can I ask you a personal question - Casino Royale 00:21 Can I ask you a personal question Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message - Casino Royale 00:19 Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message Arlington Beech - Casino Royale 00:33 Arlington Beech Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful - Casino Royale 00:16 Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful I do hope you gave your parents hell for that - Casino Royale 00:16 I do hope you gave your parents hell for that Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct - Casino Royale 00:40 Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear... Looks like our man - Casino Royale 00:27 Looks like our man My character's feelings mirror my own - Casino Royale 00:37 My character's feelings mirror my own Do you believe in God - Casino Royale 00:22 Do you believe in God You are a funny man - Casino Royale 00:11 You are a funny man You've got a bloody cheek - Casino Royale 01:56 You've got a bloody cheek You're welcome - Casino Royale 00:35 You're welcome I'm having a hard time seeing how this is my fault - Casino Royale 01:18 I'm having a hard time seeing how this is my fault I hate to say it - Casino Royale 01:06 I hate to say it Arrogance and self awareness seldom go hand in hand - Casino Royale 00:17 Arrogance and self awareness seldom go hand in hand Who's he looking at - Casino Royale 00:18 Who's he looking at I'm afraid - Casino Royale 00:44 I'm afraid He's on the last flight to Miami - Casino Royale 00:33 He's on the last flight to Miami Good evening - Casino Royale 00:25 Good evening When they analyzed the stock market after 9 - Casino Royale 01:18 When they analyzed the stock market after 9 So you want me to be half monk - Casino Royale 00:29 So you want me to be half monk Give our guests five minutes to leave - Casino Royale 00:19 Give our guests five minutes to leave It was worth it to discover his  tell - Casino Royale 00:32 It was worth it to discover his tell And he'd know that - Casino Royale 00:40 And he'd know that Ten players - Casino Royale 00:52 Ten players Could you do me a favor - Casino Royale 01:03 Could you do me a favor Can I give you a lift home - Casino Royale 00:34 Can I give you a lift home We can't let him win this game - Casino Royale 01:06 We can't let him win this game You can stop pretending - Casino Royale 00:25 You can stop pretending So you're telling me its a matter of probability and chance - Casino Royale 01:28 So you're telling me its a matter of probability and chance You want to do what to me - Casino Royale 00:28 You want to do what to me She knew you were you - Casino Royale 00:11 She knew you were you And since I don't know that - Casino Royale 00:30 And since I don't know that What about a drink at my place - Casino Royale 00:18 What about a drink at my place Quite the body count you're stacking up - Casino Royale 00:15 Quite the body count you're stacking up She was tortured first - Casino Royale 00:45 She was tortured first A private banker to the world's terrorists - Casino Royale 01:03 A private banker to the world's terrorists You don't think this is a very good plan - Casino Royale 00:38 You don't think this is a very good plan If Le Chiffre is that well connected - Casino Royale 01:14 If Le Chiffre is that well connected You taste nice - Casino Royale 00:31 You taste nice How's our girl - Casino Royale 00:15 How's our girl I figured out what that is - Casino Royale 00:38 I figured out what that is You think I can't take my own advice - Casino Royale 00:30 You think I can't take my own advice You can have me   anywhere - Casino Royale 01:11 You can have me anywhere

Cast

James Bond - Daniel Craig
Vesper Lynd - Eva Green
Le Chiffre - Mads Mikkelsen
Felix Leiter - Jeffrey Wright
Rene Mathis - Giancarlo Giannini
Solange - Caterina Murino
Alex Dimitrios - Simon Abkarian
Steven Obanno - Isaach De Bankolé
Mr. White - Jesper Christensen
Valenka - Ivana Milicevic
Villiers - Tobias Menzies
Adolph Gettler - Richard Sammel
Mendel - Ludger Pistor
Fisher (as Daud Shah) - Darwin Shaw
Stockbroker - Tom Chadbon
Madame Wu - Tsai Chin
Kaminofsky - Lazar Ristovski
Fukutu - Tom So
Gräfin von Wallenstein - Veruschka von Lehndorff
Tournament Director - Carlos Leal
Ocean Club Receptionist - Christina Cole
Card Players - John Gold
Card Players - Jerry Inzerillo
Card Players - Diane Hartford
Tall Man (as Leos Stránský) - Leo Stransky
Hot Room Doctors - Paul Bhattacharjee
Hot Room Doctors - Crispin Bonham-Carter
Hot Room Technicians - Simon Cox
Hot Room Technicians - Rebecca Gethings
MI6 Technician - Peter Notley
Police Commander - John Chancer
Airport Policemen - Peter Brooke
Airport Policemen - Jason Durran
Arresting Officer - Robert Jezek
French News Reporter - Félicité Du Jeu
Shop Assistant - Michaela Ochotská
Obanno's Lieutenant - Michael Offei
Obanno's Liaison - Makhoudia Diaw
Chief of Police - Michael G. Wilson
Police Chief's Girlfriends - Martina Duravolá
Police Chief's Girlfriends - Marcela Martincáková
Croatian General - Vladimír Kulhavý
Nambutu Embassy Official - Valentine Nonyela
Bartender - Dusan Pelech
Treasury Bureaucrat (as Phil Méheux) - Phil Meheux
Tennis Girls - Alessandra Ambrosio
Tennis Girls (as Veronika Hladíková) - Veronika Hladikova
Hotel Splendide Clerk - Regina Gabajová
Disapproving Man - Miroslav Simunek
Venice Hotel Concierge - Ivan G'Vera
Hotel Splendide Limo Driver - Jirí Lenc
Hermitage Waiter - Jaroslav Jankovsky
British Ambassador - Alexander Hathaway
Airport Staff - Lasco Atkins
Airport Driver , Miami - Greg Bennett
Man at Airport Security - Richard Branson
MI6 Technician - Pete Britten
Main Valet At Ocean Club - Adam Nicholas Brown
Airport Worker - Martin Campbell
Young Woman in Casino - Tara Cardinal
Ugandan Rebel - Anthony Chisholm
Restaurant staff - Mahmud Chowdhury
MI6 Agent - Ben Cooke
Cricket Match Attendee - Julie Eagleton
Eva Green Stand -in - Nina Aimer Fox
Gallardo's Bodyguard - Jan Loukota
MI6 Agent - Arnold Montey
Man in Museum - Mark O'Neal
Extra - Raj Parmar
Croupier - Nigel Pilkington
Dossier Girl - Simona Roman
Young Woman in Casino - Sol E. Romero
Women with Bond - Niki Simone
Barmen & Driver - Victor Sobchak
Infante -