I'll take vanilla
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Det. Morris Bradbury:
[in Bradbury's office]
I used to hate your guts... you know that, don't you? Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft:
You told me often enough. Det. Morris Bradbury:
Now you're about the only man in this town I can trust. Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft:
Gosh, Bradbury... I didn't know you cared. Det. Morris Bradbury:
It's just you're the only guy now walking around without a magic wand up his ass. I got vampires in West Hollywood, salamanders coming out of the fire hydrants in Santa Monica, black rain, red rain, hail the size of your fist. Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft:
Magic is the way of the future. You wouldn't want to buck the future, would you, Bradbury? Det. Morris Bradbury:
If this is the future, [he slams his office door shut] Det. Morris Bradbury:
I'll take vanilla
[in Bradbury's office]
I used to hate your guts... you know that, don't you? Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft:
You told me often enough. Det. Morris Bradbury:
Now you're about the only man in this town I can trust. Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft:
Gosh, Bradbury... I didn't know you cared. Det. Morris Bradbury:
It's just you're the only guy now walking around without a magic wand up his ass. I got vampires in West Hollywood, salamanders coming out of the fire hydrants in Santa Monica, black rain, red rain, hail the size of your fist. Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft:
Magic is the way of the future. You wouldn't want to buck the future, would you, Bradbury? Det. Morris Bradbury:
If this is the future, [he slams his office door shut] Det. Morris Bradbury:
I'll take vanilla
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I used to hate your guts
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You told me often enough
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Now I can't trust anyone else
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Gosh Bradbury I didn't know you cared
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Everyone else has a magic wand up his ass
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I' ve got vampires in West Hollywood
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salamanders in Santa Monica
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black rain red rain fist sized hail
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Magic is the way of the future wouldn't want to buck the future
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If this is the future I' ll take vanilla
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Movie Summary
In a fantastical 40's where magic is used by everyone, a hard-boiled detective investigates the theft of a mystical tome.
Actors
Det. Morris Bradbury
Det. Harry Philip Lovecraft
