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Maj. Abraham Falconer:
I understand you've been sleeping with the Volkswagen Cpl. Clearboy:
Yes sir, Is there a regulation against it sir? Maj. Abraham Falconer:
Yes Cpl. Clearboy:
Sodomy? Maj. Abraham Falconer:
That's animals, there's a regulation against using enemy equipment. Creates confusion. Cpl. Clearboy:
Sir, she's a beautiful car, sir Maj. Abraham Falconer:
You must love the Volkswagen very much Corporal Clearboy Cpl. Clearboy:
36 Horses. No water, sir. Hides her engine in the rear, air cooled, No water, sir! Maj. Abraham Falconer:
Is the world suffering a water shortage Corporal Clearboy? Cpl. Clearboy:
Not now sir, but suppose this war just goes on and on and on and destroys everything in the world. Well, since the Volkswagen can get along without water, she's bound to survive when other creatures die off. Someday the world is going to be populated with nothing but Volkswagens!
I understand you've been sleeping with the Volkswagen Cpl. Clearboy:
Yes sir, Is there a regulation against it sir? Maj. Abraham Falconer:
Yes Cpl. Clearboy:
Sodomy? Maj. Abraham Falconer:
That's animals, there's a regulation against using enemy equipment. Creates confusion. Cpl. Clearboy:
Sir, she's a beautiful car, sir Maj. Abraham Falconer:
You must love the Volkswagen very much Corporal Clearboy Cpl. Clearboy:
36 Horses. No water, sir. Hides her engine in the rear, air cooled, No water, sir! Maj. Abraham Falconer:
Is the world suffering a water shortage Corporal Clearboy? Cpl. Clearboy:
Not now sir, but suppose this war just goes on and on and on and destroys everything in the world. Well, since the Volkswagen can get along without water, she's bound to survive when other creatures die off. Someday the world is going to be populated with nothing but Volkswagens!
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FALCONER I understand you've been sleeping with the Volkswagen
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Yes sir Is there a regulation against it sir
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Yes
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Sodomy That's animals
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There's a regulation against using enemy equipment Creates confusion
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Sir She's a beautiful car sir
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You must love the Volkswagen very much Clearboy
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Thirty six horses
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No water sir Hides her engine in her rear air cooled No water sir
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Is the world suffering a water shortage Corporal Clearboy
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Not now sir but suppose this war just goes on and on and on
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and destroys everything in the world
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Since the Volkswagen can get along without water
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she's bound to survive when other creatures die off
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Someday the world will be populated with nothing but Volkswagens
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Movie Summary
During the Battle of the Bulge, an anachronistic count shelters a ragtag squad of Americans in his remote 10th Century castle hoping a battle there against the advancing Germans will not lead to its destruction and all the heritage w
Actors
Maj. Abraham Falconer
Cpl. Clearboy
