Yossarian, I want you to do something for me. I want to serve this to the men. Taste it...
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1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Yossarian, I want you to do something for me.
[removes item from small bag]
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.
[Yossarian takes a bite]
Yossarian:
What is it?
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Chocolate-covered cotton.
Yossarian:
What are you, crazy?
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
No good, huh?
Yossarian:
For Christ's sake, you didn't even take the seeds out!
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Is it really that bad?
Yossarian:
It's cotton!
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
They've got to learn to like it!
Yossarian:
Why?
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Look, I saw this great opportunity to corner the market in Egyptian cotton. How was I supposed to know there was going to be a glut? I've got a hundred warehouses stacked with the stuff all over the European theater. I can't get rid of a penny's worth. People eat cotton candy, don't they? Well this stuff is better - it's made out of real cotton.
Yossarian:
Milo, people can't eat cotton!
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
They've got to - it's for the Syndicate!
Yossarian:
It will make them sick! - why don't you try it yourself if you don't believe me?
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
I did - and it made me sick.
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Yossarian do something for me
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I want to serve this to the men
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Taste it and let me know what you think
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What is it
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Chocolate covered cotton
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spits
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What are you crazy No good huh
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For Christ' s sake you didn' t take the seeds out
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Is it really that bad It' s cotton
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They' ve got to learn to like it
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Why I saw this great opportunity
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I cornered the market in Egyptian cotton
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How was I supposed to know there was gonna be a glut
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I' ve got 100 warehouses stocked with this stuff
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all over the European theater
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I can' t get rid of a penny' s worth
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People eat cotton candy don' t they
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Well this stuff is better It' s made out of real cotton
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Milo people can' t eat cotton
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They' ve got to
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It' s for the Syndicate
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It will make them sick
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Why don' t you try it yourself if you don' t believe me
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I did and it made me sick
Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 213
Timestamp in movie: 01h 06m 23s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, war
Summary: A man is trying desperately to be certified insane during World War II, so he can stop flying missions.
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