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I want you to do something for me

I did - and it made me sick

Catch 22 • 1970

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:

Yossarian, I want you to do something for me. [removes item from small bag] 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think. [Yossarian takes a bite] Yossarian:
What is it? 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Chocolate-covered cotton. Yossarian:
What are you, crazy? 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
No good, huh? Yossarian:
For Christ's sake, you didn't even take the seeds out! 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Is it really that bad? Yossarian:
It's cotton! 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
They've got to learn to like it! Yossarian:
Why? 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Look, I saw this great opportunity to corner the market in Egyptian cotton. How was I supposed to know there was going to be a glut? I've got a hundred warehouses stacked with the stuff all over the European theater. I can't get rid of a penny's worth. People eat cotton candy, don't they? Well this stuff is better - it's made out of real cotton. Yossarian:
Milo, people can't eat cotton! 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
They've got to - it's for the Syndicate! Yossarian:
It will make them sick! - why don't you try it yourself if you don't believe me? 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
I did - and it made me sick

Full Transcript

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Yossarian do something for me

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I want to serve this to the men

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Taste it and let me know what you think

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What is it

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Chocolate covered cotton

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spits

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What are you crazy No good huh

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For Christ' s sake you didn' t take the seeds out

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Is it really that bad It' s cotton

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They' ve got to learn to like it

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Why I saw this great opportunity

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I cornered the market in Egyptian cotton

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How was I supposed to know there was gonna be a glut

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I' ve got 100 warehouses stocked with this stuff

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all over the European theater

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I can' t get rid of a penny' s worth

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People eat cotton candy don' t they

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Well this stuff is better It' s made out of real cotton

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Milo people can' t eat cotton

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They' ve got to

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It' s for the Syndicate

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It will make them sick

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Why don' t you try it yourself if you don' t believe me

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I did and it made me sick

Duration

50 seconds

Views

867

Timestamp in Movie

01:06:23

Uploaded

Nov 22, 2022

Genres

comedy, drama, war

Production

Paramount Pictures,Filmways Pictures

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Movie Summary

A man is trying desperately to be certified insane during World War II, so he can stop flying missions.

Actors

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder

Yossarian