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Hey, fellas! I'm so sorry! I had to meet the Artichoke King!
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Catch-22

Hey, fellas! I'm so sorry! Ihad to meet the Artichoke King!

Catch-22 • S01E04 • 2019
Hey, fellas! I'm so sorry! I
had to meet the Artichoke King!

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Hey, fellas! I'm so sorry! I had to meet the Artichoke King!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:44
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. Follows Captain John Yossarian and airmen in World War II.
S01 • E03 And you're going back there, - Catch-22 00:11
And you're going back there,
S01 • E02 Five hundred and fifty. That's an interesting number. - Catch-22 00:04
Five hundred and fifty. That's an interesting number.
S01 • E05 An officer of upstanding reputation, with an unblemished record. - Catch-22 00:06
An officer of upstanding reputation, with an unblemished rec...
S01 • E02 You're saying that I'm buying tomatoes off of you in this scenario. - Catch-22 00:05
You're saying that I'm buying tomatoes off of you ...
S01 • E01 They told me to check in at the administration tent. - Catch-22 00:05
They told me to check in at the administration tent.
S01 • E02 Well, what I'm actually saying, sir, is that for you, this time, - Catch-22 00:07
Well, what I'm actually saying, sir, is that for you, t...
S01 • E05 Unsanctioned leave during a tour of duty - Catch-22 00:06
Unsanctioned leave during a tour of duty
S01 • E01 Well, that's what you should do, then. Do you know where it is? - Catch-22 00:04
Well, that's what you should do, then. Do you know wher...
S01 • E03 And you'd better hope that you don't bomb - Catch-22 00:06
And you'd better hope that you don't bomb
S01 • E05 And that which is a detriment to the war effort - Catch-22 00:07
And that which is a detriment to the war effort
S01 • E01 Well, you follow this path up here - Catch-22 00:04
Well, you follow this path up here
S01 • E02 But I'd like you to have these tomatoes, sir, - Catch-22 00:07
But I'd like you to have these tomatoes, sir,
S01 • E03 I'm raising the mission count from 40 to 45. - Catch-22 00:04
I'm raising the mission count from 40 to 45.
S01 • E02 And then, of course, in the normal course of business, - Catch-22 00:06
And then, of course, in the normal course of business,
S01 • E06 Have a seat by that window over there. You'll be all right. - Catch-22 00:04
Have a seat by that window over there. You'll be all ri...
S01 • E03 And as punishment for this act of fucking treason, - Catch-22 00:07
And as punishment for this act of fucking treason,
S01 • E02 So you'd be dropping from infinity percent back to 500, 300, thereabouts, - Catch-22 00:07
So you'd be dropping from infinity percent back to 500,...
S01 • E04 And we welcome tonight a very special guest, - Catch-22 00:08
And we welcome tonight a very special guest,
S01 • E05 Drop it and we can forget this whole kerfuffle. - Catch-22 00:05
Drop it and we can forget this whole kerfuffle.
S01 • E01 Great. That's fucking great. - Catch-22 00:04
Great. That's fucking great.