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Catch-22

If you need a bed, I'mout of here in two minutes, and you'll barely evenknow that I'm here

Catch-22 • S01E02 • 2019
If you need a bed, I'm
out of here in two minutes, and you'll barely even
know that I'm here

Full Transcript

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If you need a bed, I'm out of here in two minutes,
00:00:02.535 --> 00:00:04.268
and you'll barely even know that I'm here.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:13
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. Follows Captain John Yossarian and airmen in World War II.
S01 • E04 I'm just waiting on a stamp, but why do you need me? - Catch-22 00:05
I'm just waiting on a stamp, but why do you need me?
S01 • E01 Because I knew that I'd be dragged into this shit one way or another. - Catch-22 00:04
Because I knew that I'd be dragged into this shit one w...
S01 • E01 And I knew that bomber crews - Catch-22 00:11
And I knew that bomber crews
S01 • E02 We took Texas by hook or by crook, one county at a time. - Catch-22 00:05
We took Texas by hook or by crook, one county at a time.
S01 • E03 Because then Clara will be angry with me for making her work - Catch-22 00:07
Because then Clara will be angry with me for making her work
S01 • E06 Then what is it that you want? I want to go home. You owe me. - Catch-22 00:04
Then what is it that you want? I want to go home. You owe me...
S01 • E02 This Soil Conservation Society - Catch-22 00:05
This Soil Conservation Society
S01 • E01 Jesus Christ! - Catch-22 00:09
Jesus Christ!
S01 • E03 She says that if I really liked her, - Catch-22 00:05
She says that if I really liked her,
S01 • E02 Well we've been doing that for 120 years, thank you very much. - Catch-22 00:05
Well we've been doing that for 120 years, thank you ver...
S01 • E06 I've had my balls blown off. I want you to send me home. - Catch-22 00:05
I've had my balls blown off. I want you to send me home...
S01 • E03 Yeah, it's, uh, 30. - Catch-22 00:04
Yeah, it's, uh, 30.
S01 • E01 Thirty seconds to the run. Thirty seconds. - Catch-22 00:05
Thirty seconds to the run. Thirty seconds.
S01 • E02 I grew up on a 900-acre spread out near Sonora. - Catch-22 00:04
I grew up on a 900-acre spread out near Sonora.
S01 • E01 All right, pay attention, boys. - Catch-22 00:09
All right, pay attention, boys.
S01 • E04 No... Just tell him not to slaughter. - Catch-22 00:04
No... Just tell him not to slaughter.
S01 • E02 This one time, me and my pappy, we was leading 1,000 head - Catch-22 00:07
This one time, me and my pappy, we was leading 1,000 head
S01 • E01 Roger that, holding at 9,000. - Catch-22 00:13
Roger that, holding at 9,000.
S01 • E03 You know, I remember this one time - Catch-22 00:10
You know, I remember this one time
S01 • E06 I am under strict instructions not to send you home - Catch-22 00:05
I am under strict instructions not to send you home