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Catch-22

I'm not asking you to lie.I'm asking you to be a doctor

Catch-22 • S01E06 • 2019
I'm not asking you to lie.
I'm asking you to be a doctor

Full Transcript

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I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to be a doctor.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:27
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. Follows Captain John Yossarian and airmen in World War II.
S01 • E04 And this town has most surely been blessed by your generosity. - Catch-22 00:05
And this town has most surely been blessed by your generosit...
S01 • E01 Bombs away! They're away! - Catch-22 00:05
Bombs away! They're away!
S01 • E06 Sir, Captain Yossarian suffered a catastrophic testicular infarction. - Catch-22 00:05
Sir, Captain Yossarian suffered a catastrophic testicular in...
S01 • E04 But 500 goats is just too many goats. - Catch-22 00:06
But 500 goats is just too many goats.
S01 • E01 McWATT: All right. Getting us out of this shit. - Catch-22 00:04
McWATT: All right. Getting us out of this shit.
S01 • E01 We're still getting fire! We gotta go! - Catch-22 00:10
We're still getting fire! We gotta go!
S01 • E05 Do you hear that? You piece of shit, they're coming for you. - Catch-22 00:04
Do you hear that? You piece of shit, they're coming for...
S01 • E04 It's amazing the demand you can create just by moving things around. - Catch-22 00:05
It's amazing the demand you can create just by moving t...
S01 • E04 You buy them for seven cents apiece in Malta, - Catch-22 00:05
You buy them for seven cents apiece in Malta,
S01 • E06 I don't know, Doc. If I'd had my balls blown off, - Catch-22 00:06
I don't know, Doc. If I'd had my balls blown off,
S01 • E04 Well, why do people come to Malta for eggs - Catch-22 00:04
Well, why do people come to Malta for eggs
S01 • E02 Buongiorno. Buongiorno. - Catch-22 00:07
Buongiorno. Buongiorno.
S01 • E06 I want to understand this infarction. - Catch-22 00:05
I want to understand this infarction.
S01 • E04 Why don't you sell your mess hall eggs for seven cents apiece - Catch-22 00:05
Why don't you sell your mess hall eggs for seven cents ...
S01 • E02 The building, the... What do you call it? Edificio. - Catch-22 00:09
The building, the... What do you call it? Edificio.
S01 • E03 I wish to requisition it for the fighting men - Catch-22 00:05
I wish to requisition it for the fighting men
S01 • E04 Anyone can buy seven-cents-apiece eggs for seven cents apiece, - Catch-22 00:08
Anyone can buy seven-cents-apiece eggs for seven cents apiec...
S01 • E02 The... Scusi? - Catch-22 00:06
The... Scusi?
S01 • E04 The syndicate benefits when I benefit because everybody has a share. - Catch-22 00:05
The syndicate benefits when I benefit because everybody has ...
S01 • E05 John Yossarian, on the orders of Colonel Cathcart, - Catch-22 00:08
John Yossarian, on the orders of Colonel Cathcart,