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Catch-22

Oh, God. Thank Christ.Thank God. I've got two

Catch-22 • S01E06 • 2019
Oh, God. Thank Christ.
Thank God. I've got two

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.935
Oh, God. Thank Christ. Thank God. I've got two.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:14
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. Follows Captain John Yossarian and airmen in World War II.
S01 • E05 Do you have any idea how much each 500-pound bomb is worth? - Catch-22 00:04
Do you have any idea how much each 500-pound bomb is worth?
S01 • E01 The rate and motor runs within five RPMs of the chosen speed. - Catch-22 00:07
The rate and motor runs within five RPMs of the chosen speed...
S01 • E02 You carry two at a time, like this. Carry, carry. - Catch-22 00:05
You carry two at a time, like this. Carry, carry.
S01 • E03 Believe me, I've thought about this. AWOL isn't the answer. - Catch-22 00:05
Believe me, I've thought about this. AWOL isn't th...
S01 • E06 Yeah, due balls. I got due. - Catch-22 00:09
Yeah, due balls. I got due.
S01 • E04 So, I think maybe you and I are the only two sane people on this base. - Catch-22 00:05
So, I think maybe you and I are the only two sane people on ...
S01 • E01 You know what's happening to your rate index? - Catch-22 00:14
You know what's happening to your rate index?
S01 • E03 But it's all academic anyway, - Catch-22 00:05
But it's all academic anyway,
S01 • E04 I can't take this anymore, - Catch-22 00:09
I can't take this anymore,
S01 • E05 Although, if we punish him, - Catch-22 00:07
Although, if we punish him,
S01 • E03 If you had enough gas, which you don't, - Catch-22 00:09
If you had enough gas, which you don't,
S01 • E04 So, as it stands, I still have 11 missions left to fly. - Catch-22 00:05
So, as it stands, I still have 11 missions left to fly.
S01 • E05 What I mean to say, sir, is that if we punish him, - Catch-22 00:06
What I mean to say, sir, is that if we punish him,
S01 • E02 I am the mess officer now - Catch-22 00:08
I am the mess officer now
S01 • E04 Cathcart'll raise the missions. Clearly, it's a behavioral pattern. - Catch-22 00:04
Cathcart'll raise the missions. Clearly, it's a be...
S01 • E04 But I'm gonna do those 11 so fast in secret, he won't even know, - Catch-22 00:13
But I'm gonna do those 11 so fast in secret, he won...
S01 • E03 Well, in Sweden, you can swim nude - Catch-22 00:05
Well, in Sweden, you can swim nude
S01 • E01 Level carefully so you can keep the vertical reference line. - Catch-22 00:09
Level carefully so you can keep the vertical reference line.
S01 • E02 I know. I tried to tell them that myself. It's ridiculous. - Catch-22 00:04
I know. I tried to tell them that myself. It's ridiculo...
S01 • E03 And, uh, you can sire whole happy tribes of illegitimate Yossarians - Catch-22 00:18
And, uh, you can sire whole happy tribes of illegitimate Yos...