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You know, I bet I can name two things to be miserable about
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Catch-22

You know, I bet I can nametwo things to be miserable about for every one you canname to be...

Catch-22 • S01E01 • 2019
You know, I bet I can name
two things to be miserable about for every one you can
name to be thankful for. Mmm, Be thankful you're healthy. Be bitter you're not
gonna stay that way. Be glad you're even alive

Full Transcript

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You know, I bet I can name two things to be miserable about
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for every one you can name to be thankful for.
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Mmm, Be thankful you're healthy.
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Be bitter you're not gonna stay that way.
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Be glad you're even alive.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:39
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. Follows Captain John Yossarian and airmen in World War II.
S01 • E02 What would you say if I told you I don't wanna see those people? - Catch-22 00:04
What would you say if I told you I don't wanna see thos...
S01 • E04 ♪ When the porter yells Massachusetts ♪ - Catch-22 00:05
♪ When the porter yells Massachusetts ♪
S01 • E05 You see, my friend Nately, the tail gunner who died, - Catch-22 00:05
You see, my friend Nately, the tail gunner who died,
S01 • E02 Well, sir, my job is to schedule your day as you request. - Catch-22 00:04
Well, sir, my job is to schedule your day as you request.
S01 • E05 And his fiancee, as you can understand, - Catch-22 00:04
And his fiancee, as you can understand,
S01 • E01 Hmm. And don't tell me that God works in mysterious ways. - Catch-22 00:04
Hmm. And don't tell me that God works in mysterious way...
S01 • E05 Well, I'd like to apply for a 48-hour leave, sir. If I may. - Catch-22 00:05
Well, I'd like to apply for a 48-hour leave, sir. If I ...
S01 • E01 There's nothing mysterious about it. He's not working at all. - Catch-22 00:04
There's nothing mysterious about it. He's not work...
S01 • E02 From now on, I would much prefer - Catch-22 00:06
From now on, I would much prefer
S01 • E04 Munster. Bobby Munster. - Catch-22 00:06
Munster. Bobby Munster.
S01 • E05 I'd like to go to Rome and inform Nately's fiancee of the terrible news. - Catch-22 00:05
I'd like to go to Rome and inform Nately's fiancee...
S01 • E04 ♪ How my heart will knock Massachusetts - Catch-22 00:17
♪ How my heart will knock Massachusetts
S01 • E01 I mean, how much reverence can you have for a supreme being - Catch-22 00:09
I mean, how much reverence can you have for a supreme being
S01 • E02 That's no one ever. I see, sir. Very good, sir. - Catch-22 00:05
That's no one ever. I see, sir. Very good, sir.
S01 • E01 Pain is useful. Pain is a warning to us of bodily dangers. - Catch-22 00:04
Pain is useful. Pain is a warning to us of bodily dangers.
S01 • E01 Yeah. He was certainly being charitable when he gave us pain. - Catch-22 00:04
Yeah. He was certainly being charitable when he gave us pain...
S01 • E06 Buongiorno. - Catch-22 00:05
Buongiorno.
S01 • E01 Why couldn't he have used a doorbell - Catch-22 00:04
Why couldn't he have used a doorbell
S01 • E01 Or one of his celestial choirs? You know? - Catch-22 00:05
Or one of his celestial choirs? You know?
S01 • E01 When you think about the chance that he had to do something good, - Catch-22 00:08
When you think about the chance that he had to do something ...