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Catch-22

You're talking aboutwinning the war, and I'm talking about winningthe war and keeping me...

Catch-22 • S01E02 • 2019
You're talking about
winning the war, and I'm talking about winning
the war and keeping me alive

Full Transcript

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You're talking about winning the war,
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and I'm talking about winning the war and keeping me alive.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:08
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. Follows Captain John Yossarian and airmen in World War II.
S01 • E01 And it was one of those moments when, you know... - Catch-22 00:05
And it was one of those moments when, you know...
S01 • E02 It doesn't make a damn bit of difference - Catch-22 00:05
It doesn't make a damn bit of difference
S01 • E03 Tell us, in the course of your studies, - Catch-22 00:15
Tell us, in the course of your studies,
S01 • E02 I can't think of another attitude that could be depended upon - Catch-22 00:05
I can't think of another attitude that could be depende...
S01 • E01 It couldn't have been more than half a second, - Catch-22 00:04
It couldn't have been more than half a second,
S01 • E02 The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed - Catch-22 00:07
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed
S01 • E04 They were following your lead, Yossarian. - Catch-22 00:05
They were following your lead, Yossarian.
S01 • E02 And don't you forget that 'cause the longer you remember it, - Catch-22 00:06
And don't you forget that 'cause the longer you re...
S01 • E01 Every hair in his nostril, that crooked tooth. - Catch-22 00:04
Every hair in his nostril, that crooked tooth.
S01 • E04 Stunning work, Yossarian, stunning work. - Catch-22 00:06
Stunning work, Yossarian, stunning work.
S01 • E01 Then his eyes, - Catch-22 00:06
Then his eyes,
S01 • E02 I continually give you sound, life-saving advice. - Catch-22 00:04
I continually give you sound, life-saving advice.
S01 • E02 And you continue to recklessly operate on fucking principle. - Catch-22 00:04
And you continue to recklessly operate on fucking principle.
S01 • E04 Turn us around. What? - Catch-22 00:06
Turn us around. What?
S01 • E03 And I want everyone to take a good look at this table. - Catch-22 00:04
And I want everyone to take a good look at this table.
S01 • E03 Because at this table, you will see the face of cowardice! - Catch-22 00:05
Because at this table, you will see the face of cowardice!
S01 • E06 For uncommon valor, I hereby award you the Distinguished Flying Cross. - Catch-22 00:07
For uncommon valor, I hereby award you the Distinguished Fly...
S01 • E04 Back where? Back to the target. - Catch-22 00:06
Back where? Back to the target.
S01 • E05 Twenty seconds to target. - Catch-22 00:05
Twenty seconds to target.
S01 • E03 And that is not a face that gets baked Alaska put in it. - Catch-22 00:05
And that is not a face that gets baked Alaska put in it.