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"Cats & Dogs" quotes

Cats & Dogs poster
A look at the top-secret, high-tech espionage war going on between cats and dogs, of which their human owners are blissfully unaware.

Director: Lawrence Guterman
Writer: John Requa, Glenn Ficarra
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $93,385,515
Released: 04 Jul 2001
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

42 Clips

Mr. TinklesCalicoLouIvySophie The MaidButchProfessor BrodyPeekNinja Cat #3SamMrs. Mom BrodyThe Mastiff
Because I hate you No No - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Because I hate you No No Evil does not wear a bonnet - Cats & Dogs 00:18 Evil does not wear a bonnet I'm on to you You're in trouble - Cats & Dogs 00:09 I'm on to you You're in trouble L've never met a stray l prefer domestically challenged - Cats & Dogs 00:07 L've never met a stray l prefer domestically challenged Like a powerful dark storm I will make my presence known to the world - Cats & Dogs 00:20 Like a powerful dark storm I will make my presence known to... Guess what I made for you - Cats & Dogs 00:38 Guess what I made for you Why is the game afoot l mean no - Cats & Dogs 00:15 Why is the game afoot l mean no The ninjas failed Failure is unacceptable - Cats & Dogs 00:34 The ninjas failed Failure is unacceptable Stop I need to crush you - Cats & Dogs 00:04 Stop I need to crush you Son of my mom - Cats & Dogs 00:04 Son of my mom And this Tinkles he is jerk He talk too much and shed all over - Cats & Dogs 00:07 And this Tinkles he is jerk He talk too much and shed all... What do they know I work hard bring home the Meow Mix - Cats & Dogs 00:06 What do they know I work hard bring home the Meow Mix Get out of the road - Cats & Dogs 00:04 Get out of the road Who kidnapped us Uruguay or Chad - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Who kidnapped us Uruguay or Chad Oh hello Mr Sinister Serum - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Oh hello Mr Sinister Serum Turn the page - Cats & Dogs 00:21 Turn the page Bad Bad talking cat - Cats & Dogs 00:04 Bad Bad talking cat Roll over Sit Lie down - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Roll over Sit Lie down Cats rule cats rule - Cats & Dogs 00:04 Cats rule cats rule If l'm going to be a secret agent I should have a better name - Cats & Dogs 00:27 If l'm going to be a secret agent I should have a... I changed my mind Call me the Claw of Ling Chow - Cats & Dogs 00:08 I changed my mind Call me the Claw of Ling Chow Get off me furball Fight - Cats & Dogs 00:10 Get off me furball Fight You're a stinky kitty - Cats & Dogs 00:07 You're a stinky kitty Miss Challenged sorry but you gotta leave - Cats & Dogs 00:21 Miss Challenged sorry but you gotta leave I will tell you nothing - Cats & Dogs 00:11 I will tell you nothing Attention - Cats & Dogs 00:34 Attention What do we got - Cats & Dogs 00:26 What do we got Hmph Piece ofjunk American door - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Hmph Piece ofjunk American door Our team is red hot Your team ain't doodly squat - Cats & Dogs 00:07 Our team is red hot Your team ain't doodly squat I have a bat - Cats & Dogs 00:07 I have a bat Cats rule cats rule - Cats & Dogs 00:08 Cats rule cats rule Dark Cloud Is that what l'm calling my plan - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Dark Cloud Is that what l'm calling my plan Doom Machine Hey guys - Cats & Dogs 00:11 Doom Machine Hey guys You should've fought for me What good would it do - Cats & Dogs 00:39 You should've fought for me What good would it do It's about time - Cats & Dogs 00:15 It's about time You're not a loser Lou - Cats & Dogs 00:04 You're not a loser Lou Hello my puny minded dog faced opponents - Cats & Dogs 00:21 Hello my puny minded dog faced opponents Come here l got a Milk Bone for you - Cats & Dogs 00:05 Come here l got a Milk Bone for you Stop with the agent stuff Okay - Cats & Dogs 00:30 Stop with the agent stuff Okay How did this happen He slipped through - Cats & Dogs 00:15 How did this happen He slipped through Oh l forgot your bow - Cats & Dogs 00:42 Oh l forgot your bow Where's that coming from - Cats & Dogs 00:58 Where's that coming from

Cast

Professor Brody - Jeff Goldblum
Mrs. Brody - Elizabeth Perkins
Scott Brody - Alexander Pollock
Sophie - Miriam Margolyes
Mr. Mason - Myron Natwick
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