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Supposed to do the big split the day I left

Caught Stealing

Supposed to do the big splitthe day I left. How much is there? Wee bit over... four...

Caught Stealing • 2025

Supposed to do the big splitthe day I left. How much is there? Wee bit over... four million. And you put the key in a litter box? Yeah. I didn't expectmy next-door neighbour to go through the fuckingcat shit, did I? OK. All right. So we call Roman. -We tell her we have it.-No, we can't trust her. It's more complicated than that. Fuck complicated! I wanna go home.I wanna see my mom. I-- Oh shit. Mom. Phone. Phone. You wanna phone your mum? Yeah. Just don't use up my minutes. Yeah. And you're welcome, by the way. Fuck you

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Supposed to do the big split the day I left

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How much is there

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Wee bit over

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four million

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And you put the key in a litter box

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Yeah I didn't expect my next door neighbour

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to go through the fucking cat shit did I

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OK All right So we call Roman

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We tell her we have it No we can't trust her

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It's more complicated than that

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Fuck complicated I wanna go home I wanna see my mom I

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Oh shit

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Mom

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Phone Phone

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You wanna phone your mum

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Yeah

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Just don't use up my minutes

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Yeah And you're welcome by the way

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Fuck you

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كنت في وحدة العناية المركزة اللعينة

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كان نصف وجهه أشبه بلوح جز ار

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يا رجل أشعر بالدوار

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وفجأة أدركت الأمر

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لقد هربت دون إخبار أحد

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اتصلت بخدمة الرد الآلي

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تلقيت ألف رسالة تقول إنني

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سأكون في عداد الأموات إن لم أحضر المال

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إذا أين هو

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ماذا تنتظر

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مهلا يا رجل قد يكون هذا مفيدا

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أهلا بك في نارنيا اللعينة

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Щяхме да делим парите в деня когато заминах

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Колко са

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Малко над

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четири милиона

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И скри ключа в котешката тоалетна

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Не очаквах съседът ми да рови в котешки лайна

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Тогава да се обадим на Роман

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че имаме парите Ще ни прецака

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Нещата са по сложни

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Я стига Искам да си вървя у дома да видя майка си

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По дяволите

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Мама

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Телефон

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На майка си ли ще звъниш

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Да

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Само да не ми изхабиш минутите

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Пак заповядай

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Мамка му

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Mělo se to rozdělit ten den co jsem odletěl

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Kolik toho je

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Něco

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přes čtyři miliony

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A klíč jsi dal do kočičího záchoda

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Nečekal jsem že se soused bude hrabat v kočičích hovnech

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Tak fajn Zavoláme Romanový

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Že to máme Nemůžeme jí věřit

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Je to složitější

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Na to kašlu Chci jít domů Chci vidět mámu Chci

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Sakra

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Máma

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Telefon Telefon

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Ty chceš volat mámě

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Jo

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Ať mi nevyčerpáš minuty

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A fakt nemáš zač

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Jdi do prdele

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Pengene skulle deles den dag jeg rejste

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Hvor mange penge er der

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Lidt over

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fire millioner

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Og du gemte nøglen i kattebakken Ja naboen roder da ikke i kattebakken

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Okay Så lad os ringe til Roman Vi kan ikke stole på hende

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Så enkelt er det ikke Jo Jeg vil hjem Jeg vil se min mor

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Shit Mor

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En telefon En telefon Vil du ringe til din mor

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Ja Du skal ikke bruge al taletiden

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Ja Og det var forresten så lidt

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Rend mig

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We zouden de boel verdelen net toen ik wegging

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Hoeveel ligt er

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Ietsje meer dan

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vier miljoen

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En dan doe je de sleutel in de kattenbak Wist ik dat m'n buurman erin zou neuzen

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Goed dan We bellen Roman wel

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Ze is niet te vertrouwen Het ligt ingewikkelder

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Boeit niet Ik wil naar huis ik wil m'n moeder zien

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Mam

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Telefoon Wil je je moeder bellen

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Niet m'n bundel opmaken

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Graag gedaan hoor

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Mu lahkumise päeval pidi toimuma jagamine

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Palju seal on

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Tiba üle

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nelja milli

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Ja sa panid võtme kassi liivakasti

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Ma ei arvanud et naaber

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kassisitta surkima kukub

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Olgu Hästi Helistame Romanile

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Räägime Teda ei saa usaldada

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Asi on keerulisem

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Perse see Tahan koju minna

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Tahan näha mampsi Ma

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Raisk

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Mamps

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Telefoni Telefoni

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Tahad mampsile helistada Jah

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Ära kõiki kõneminuteid raiska

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Jah Ja võta heaks muide

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Persekellad

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Rahat oli määrä jakaa sinä päivänä kun lähdin

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Paljonko siellä on

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Vähän yli

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neljä miljoonaa

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Ja pistit avaimen hiekkalaatikkoon

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Koska en uskonut naapurini koluavan kissanpaskaa

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Selvä Soitetaan siis Romanille

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Emme voi luottaa häneen Tämä on monimutkaisempaa

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Paskat siitä Haluan kotiin

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Haluan nähdä äidin minä

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Voi perse

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Äiti

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Puhelin

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Haluatko soittaa äidille Joo

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Älä käytä kaikkea puheaikaa

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Ole hyvä vain

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Haista paska

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Je devais faire le partage le jour de mon départ

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Il y a combien

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Un peu plus

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de 4 millions

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Et t'as mis la clé dans la litière

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Comment savoir que mon voisin fouillerait la merde du chat

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Bon on appelle Roman

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On peut pas se fier à elle

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C'est pas si simple

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Rien à battre Je veux rentrer chez moi voir ma mère

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Et merde

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Maman

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Un téléphone

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Tu veux appeler ta mère

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Use pas tout mon forfait

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De rien surtout

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Va chier

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Bei meinem Abflug sollte der große Split passieren

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Wie viel ist das

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Ein Tick mehr

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als 4 Millionen

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Und du legst den Schlüssel ins Katzenklo

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Ich dachte nicht dass mein Nachbar in der Scheiße wühlt

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Wir rufen Roman an und sagen ihr wir haben das Geld

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Nein ihr ist nicht zu trauen Es ist komplizierter als das

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Egal Ich will nach Hause ich will wieder meine Mom sehen

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Scheiße

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Mom

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Dein Handy

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Du willst deine Mom anrufen

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Ja

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Verbrauch nicht meine Minuten

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Gern geschehen du Horst

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Verpiss dich

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Θα κάναμε τη μοιρασιά τη μέρα που έφυγα

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Πόσα είναι

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Λίγο πάνω από

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τέσσερα εκατομμύρια

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Κι έβαλες το κλειδάκι στην αμμοδόχο

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Ναι Δεν περίμενα ο γείτονάς μου να ψάξει τα σκατά της γάτας

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Εντάξει Οπότε θα ενημερώσουμε τη Ρόμαν Δεν είναι εμπιστοσύνης

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Δεν είναι τόσο απλό

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Γάμα τα αυτά Θέλω να πάω σπίτι μου Να δω τη μαμά μου

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Σκατά

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Η μαμά

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Τηλέφωνο

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Θες να της τηλεφωνήσεις

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Ναι

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Μη μου φας όλα τα δωρεάν λεπτά

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Ναι Παρακαλώ δεν κάνει τίποτα

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Δεν γαμιέσαι

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Aznap osztoztak volna mikor leléptem

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Mennyi ez

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Kábé

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négymillió

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És macskavécébe raktad a kulcsot

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Nem vártam hogy a szomszéd turkálni fog a macskaszarban

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Oké Akkor felhívjuk Romant

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Szólunk hogy megvan Nem bízok benne Ez bonyolultabb

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Faszt bonyolultabb Haza akarok menni Látni akarom az anyámat A

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Jaj a francba

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Anya

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Telefont Légyszi Anyucit hívod

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Igen

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Ne használj sok percet

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És szívesen

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Baszódj meg

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Seharusnya bagi hasil besar hari aku pergi

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Berapa jumlahnya Pff

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Sedikit lebih dari

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empat juta

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Dan kamu taruh kuncinya di kotak pasir kucing

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Ya Aku tidak menyangka tetanggaku

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akan mengobrak abrik kotoran kucing kan

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Baik Oke Jadi kita hubungi Roman

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Tidak kita tidak bisa percaya dia Kita bilang saja kita punya uangnya

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Itu lebih rumit dari itu

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Persetan dengan rumit Aku ingin pulang

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Aku ingin bertemu Ibu Aku

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Astaga Ibu

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Telepon Telepon Kamu mau telepon ibumu

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Ya

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Jangan habiskan pulsaku

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Ya Dan terima kasih tentu saja

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Sial

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Dovevano dividerseli il giorno che sono partito

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Quanti sono

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Poco più di

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quattro milioni

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E hai messo la chiave in una lettiera

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Non pensavo che il mio vicino controllasse la merda del gatto

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Va bene Allora chiamiamo Roman

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Non possiamo fidarci

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È una cosa complicata

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Col cazzo Io voglio tornare a casa Vedere mia madre Voglio

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Merda

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Mamma

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Il telefono

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Vuoi chiamare la mamma Sì

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Non finirmi i minuti

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A proposito non c'è di che

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Vaffanculo

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帰る時分ける予定だった

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いくらある

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ざっと

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6億だ

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そしてカギを猫トイレに

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そこなら盗まれる心配ない

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なるほどな

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ローマンに連絡を

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奴は信用できない

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何言ってる

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俺は家に帰りたいんだ

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ヤバい

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母さん

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電話だ

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母親に電話か

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ああ

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早く済ませろ

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礼ぐらい言えよ

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クソ野郎

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Naudu vajadzēja dalīt todien kad aizlidoju

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Cik tur ir

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Drusku vairāk nekā

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četri miljoni

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Un tu atslēgu ieliki kaķa kastē

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Jo nedomāju ka mans kaimiņš

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rakāsies pa kaķa sūdiem

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Nu labi skaidrs

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Zvanām Romenai nauda ir

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Viņai nedrīkst uzticēties Viss ir sarežģītāk

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Piedrāzt Es gribu uz mājām

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Gribu satikt mammu es

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Nu velns

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Mamma

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Iedod telefonu

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Gribi piezvanīt mammai

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Jā

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Tikai neizlieto manas minūtes

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Lūdzu par nebijušo paldies

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Ej tu galīgi

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Didysis pasidalinimas turėjo įvykti tą dieną kai išskridau

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Kiek ten yra

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Šiek tiek daugiau nei

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keturi milijonai

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Ir tu įdėjai raktą į kraiko dėžutę

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Nes nesitikėjau kad mano kaimynas rausis katino šūduose

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Aišku Gerai Tai skambinam Roman

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Pasakysim jai kad turim Negalima ja pasitikėti

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Tai daug sudėtingiau

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Velniop sudėtingumą Noriu grįžti namo noriu pamatyti mamą

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O velnias

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Mama

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Telefoną Telefoną

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Nori paskambinti mamai

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Taip

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Tik neišnaudok mano minučių

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Taip Ir nėra už ką beje

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Eik tu šikt

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Jeg skulle fordelt pengene den dagen jeg dro

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Hvor mye er det

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Litt over fire millioner

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Nøkkelen i kattedoen

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Jeg tenkte ikke at naboen ville lete i kattebæsjen

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Da sier vi fra til Roman Vi kan ikke stole på henne

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Det driter jeg i Jeg vil besøke mamma Faen

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Mamma

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Telefonen Vil du ringe moren din

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Ikke bruk opp samtaletiden min Og ingen årsak forresten

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Faen ta

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Wielki podział miał być akurat kiedy wyjechałem

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Ile tego jest

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Jakieś

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cztery miliony

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A ty schowałeś klucz w kuwecie

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Nie spodziewałem się że mój sąsiad będzie się grzebał w kocim gównie

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Dobra spokojnie zadzwonimy do Roman

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Powiemy że Nie ufaj jej

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To nie takie proste

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Co nie jest proste Chcę do domu zobaczyć mamę

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Cholera

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Mama

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Telefon

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Będziesz dzwonił do mamy

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Tak

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Nie zużyj mi wszystkich minut

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I tak w ogóle nie ma za co

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Kurwa

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Devia ter feito a grande partilha no dia em que parti

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Quanto é

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Um pouco mais de

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quatro milhões

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E meteste a chave na areia do gato

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Porque não esperava que o meu vizinho remexesse a merda do gato certo

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Certo Então ligamos à Roman

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Dizemos lhe que o temos Não é de confiança

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É mais complicado que isso

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Merda para isso Quero ir para casa Quero ver a minha mãe

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Merda

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Mãe

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O telefone

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Queres telefonar à tua mãe

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Sim

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Não gastes os meus minutos todos

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Não tens de quê a propósito

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Vai à merda

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Должны были поделить в день когда я уехал

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Сколько здесь

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Чуть больше

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четырёх миллионов

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И ты спрятал ключ в кошачьем лотке

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Я же не думал что мой сосед будет копаться в кошачьем дерьме да

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Ладно Хорошо Тогда позвоним Роман

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Скажем ей что у нас это есть Нет доверять ей нельзя

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Всё намного сложнее

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К чёрту сложности Я хочу домой Я хочу увидеть маму Я

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Чёрт

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Мама

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Телефон Телефон

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Хочешь позвонить маме

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Да

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Не истрать все мои минуты

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Да кстати спасибо

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Да пошёл ты

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Deň po odlete som to mal rozdeliť

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Koľko je tam

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Niečo cez

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štyri mega

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A kľúč si dal do mačacieho záchoda

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Nečakal som že sa mi sused bude hrabať v mačacích hovnách

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Dobre Zavolajme Romanovej

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Že máme prachy Nedá sa jej veriť

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Je to komplikovanejšie

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Na to ti seriem Chcem ísť domov Vidieť mamu

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Bože

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Mama

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Telefón

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Ideš volať mame

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Hej

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Nemiň celý kredit

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A nemáš za čo

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Naser si

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Na dan ko sem odšel bi si morali razdeliti denar

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Koliko ga je

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Malo več kot

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štiri milijone

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Pa si dal ključ v mačje stranišče

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Ker nisem pričakoval da bo moj sosed brskal po mačjih drekih

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Prav Torej bova Romanki sporočila

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da imava keš Ne moreva ji zaupati Ni enostavno

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Jebeš to Domov bi šel rad Mamo bi rad videl

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Sranje

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Mama

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Telefon Mamo bi rad poklical

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Ja

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Ne porabi mi vseh minut

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Ni za kaj mimogrede

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Jebi se

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Debía hacer el gran reparto el día que me fui

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Cuánto hay ahí

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Un poco más de

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cuatro millones

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Y pusiste la llave en un arenero

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Porque no esperaba que mi vecino revisara la caca del gato

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Ok Bueno Llamemos a Roman

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Le diremos que lo tenemos No no es confiable

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Es más complicado

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A la mierda con eso Quiero ir a casa Quiero ver a mi mamá Y

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Mierda

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Mamá

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Un teléfono

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Quieres llamar a tu mamá

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Sí

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No agotes mis minutos

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Sí Y de nada por cierto

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Vete al carajo

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De skulle dela upp allt samma dag som jag drog

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Hur mycket är det

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Lite mer än

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fyra miljoner

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Och du lade nyckeln i en kattlåda

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Jag trodde inte att min granne skulle rota i kattskiten

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Okej då ringer vi Roman och säger att vi har dem

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Vi kan inte lita på henne Det är komplicerat

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Det skiter jag i Jag vill åka hem och träffa mamma

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Fan också

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Mamma

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Ge mig din mobil

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Ska du ringa henne

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Ja

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Använd inte all min samtalstid

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Och varsågod

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Din jävla

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ว นท ฉ นบ นกล บค อว นน ดแบ งเง น

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น นม นเท าไหร เน ย

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เก นมาน ดหน อย

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จากส ล าน

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แล วซ อนก ญแจในทรายแมว

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ใครจะน กว า ไอ เบ อกข างห องจะค ยข แมวด

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โอเค ง นโทรหาโรม น บอกเง นย งอย

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ไม อย าไว ใจอ น

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ม นซ บซ อนกว าน น

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ซ บซ อนก ช าง ฉ นอยากกล บบ าน กล บไปหาแม

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แม งเอ ย

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แม

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ม อถ อ ย มหน อย

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จะโทรหาแม เหรอ

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เออ

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อย าใช นาท จนหมดล ะ

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ขอบค ณส กคำก ด นะ

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ไอ เวรเอ ย

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Lẽ ra hôm tớ đi là chia tiền

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Có bao nhiêu tất cả

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Khoảng hơn

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bốn triệu một chút

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Và cậu để chìa khóa vào chỗ mèo ỉa

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Vì tớ đâu có nghĩ anh bạn hàng xóm sẽ đi bới phân mèo đâu đúng không

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Thôi được Vậy ta gọi cho Roman

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Báo là đang cầm tiền Không tin được mụ ta đâu

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Chuyện phức tạp hơn thế nhiều

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Phức tạp cái con khỉ Tớ muốn về nhà Tớ muốn gặp mẹ Tớ

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Khỉ thật

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Mẹ

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Điện thoại

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Cậu muốn gọi cho mẹ à

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Ừ

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Đừng dùng hết phút gọi của tớ đấy

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Ừ Và không cần cảm ơn đâu

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Đồ khốn

Available in 27 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

9

Timestamp in Movie

01:03:23

Uploaded

Feb 03, 2026

Genres

Comedy, Crime, Thriller

Production

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Movie Summary

Burned-out ex-baseball player Hank Thompson unexpectedly finds himself embroiled in a dangerous struggle for survival amidst the criminal underbelly of late 1990s New York City, forced to navigate a treacherous underworld he never imagined.