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"Celebrity" quotes

Celebrity poster
The fortunes of a husband and wife differ drastically after they divorce.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $5,078,660
Released: 20 Nov 1998
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

27 video clips

Robin SimonDonald TrumpLee SimonTony GardellaExercise Tape FanSupermodelTv Reporter At PremiereDalton FreedNicole OliverRobin's Friend CherylFather Gladden's Fan On PorchFather GladdenDee BartholomewSouvenir HawkerWaiting Room NurseWaiting Room PatientPriest At Catholic RetreatBrandon DarrowBonnieTony's Grandma
No matter what the shrinks or the pundits or the books tell you - Celebrity 00:09 No matter what the shrinks or the pundits or the books tell... I'm working on buying St Patrick's Cathedral - Celebrity 00:09 I'm working on buying St Patrick's Cathedral I mean every curve in your body fulfils its promise - Celebrity 00:12 I mean every curve in your body fulfils its promise Tom Dale Big star - Celebrity 00:07 Tom Dale Big star One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High - Celebrity 00:23 One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High Excuse me would you sign this - Celebrity 00:11 Excuse me would you sign this I never read reviews What's your next project - Celebrity 00:08 I never read reviews What's your next project I've become the kind of woman I've always hated - Celebrity 00:07 I've become the kind of woman I've always hated You don't have to come - Celebrity 00:15 You don't have to come It's so ironic You go to get face work you don't get face work - Celebrity 00:11 It's so ironic You go to get face work you don't... Did you agree with The Beatles at the height of their fame - Celebrity 00:11 Did you agree with The Beatles at the height of their fame Oh yes He's very arty pretentious - Celebrity 00:08 Oh yes He's very arty pretentious Oh and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic - Celebrity 00:12 Oh and getting out of the elevator I see there's a... You're not afraid of catching germs I'm coming down with a cold - Celebrity 00:10 You're not afraid of catching germs I'm coming... Well I'm polymorphously perverse - Celebrity 00:10 Well I'm polymorphously perverse You're so sweet You're perfect - Celebrity 00:10 You're so sweet You're perfect Well I ran into our Tony Gardello - Celebrity 00:18 Well I ran into our Tony Gardello They're all genuine ceramic - Celebrity 00:17 They're all genuine ceramic I'm sorry The doctor doesn't do penis enlargements - Celebrity 00:10 I'm sorry The doctor doesn't do penis enlargements I'm out of my league I'm awash in self contempt - Celebrity 00:06 I'm out of my league I'm awash in self contempt Do you want a reading No no - Celebrity 00:04 Do you want a reading No no What am I Don Corleone - Celebrity 00:04 What am I Don Corleone So who else do you wanna explore Allison - Celebrity 00:05 So who else do you wanna explore Allison OK There wouldn't be any ticks around here would there - Celebrity 00:09 OK There wouldn't be any ticks around here would there I have always depended on the kindness of strangers - Celebrity 00:07 I have always depended on the kindness of strangers It is not energy It's confidence Apparently his first two books - Celebrity 00:11 It is not energy It's confidence Apparently his first... But you're cheerful You're all so cheerful - Celebrity 00:05 But you're cheerful You're all so cheerful

Cast

Director - Greg Mottola
Assistant Director - Jeff Mazzola
Camera Operator - Dick Mingalone
Director of Photography - Vladimir Bibic
Nicole Oliver - Melanie Griffith
All Cast