"Central Intelligence" quotes

Central Intelligence poster
After he reunites with an old pal through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writer: Ike Barinholtz, David Stassen, Rawson Marshall Thurber
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $127,440,871
Released: 17 Jun 2016
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

68 Clips

I'm sorry man I am blown away right now - Central Intelligence 00:28
I'm sorry man I am blown away right now
Can I take you to get ice cream Yes - Central Intelligence 00:15
Can I take you to get ice cream Yes
My name is Lexi - Central Intelligence 00:28
My name is Lexi
I hope he's Catholic - Central Intelligence 00:12
I hope he's Catholic
He's actually a pretty good dancer - Central Intelligence 00:07
He's actually a pretty good dancer
You guys order an Uber - Central Intelligence 00:04
You guys order an Uber
I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period - Central Intelligence 00:09
I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first...
You  love your job - Central Intelligence 00:22
You love your job
Wait a minute - Central Intelligence 00:24
Wait a minute
He's still a scared little bitch - Central Intelligence 00:13
He's still a scared little bitch
It was a pleasure working with you - Central Intelligence 00:14
It was a pleasure working with you
You ever steal a plane before - Central Intelligence 00:15
You ever steal a plane before
The Doogie Howser girl - Central Intelligence 00:26
The Doogie Howser girl
Once a fat kid - Central Intelligence 00:11
Once a fat kid
Nice throw - Central Intelligence 00:05
Nice throw
You're just sexy as dick right now - Central Intelligence 00:10
You're just sexy as dick right now
We're not going anywhere - Central Intelligence 00:35
We're not going anywhere
Get your asshole off my door - Central Intelligence 00:05
Get your asshole off my door
This is not a - Central Intelligence 00:37
This is not a
Don't do that - Central Intelligence 00:27
Don't do that
Fir first of all - Central Intelligence 00:40
Fir first of all
Or something - Central Intelligence 00:15
Or something
It's about overcoming bullies in your life - Central Intelligence 00:32
It's about overcoming bullies in your life
He got a banana - Central Intelligence 00:05
He got a banana
This is PornHub - Central Intelligence 00:08
This is PornHub
When this thing's over - Central Intelligence 00:19
When this thing's over
What the hell was that - Central Intelligence 00:15
What the hell was that
Forward that to me - Central Intelligence 00:05
Forward that to me
See someone - Central Intelligence 00:25
See someone
Which car are we taking - Central Intelligence 00:13
Which car are we taking
You're like a snack size Denzel - Central Intelligence 00:09
You're like a snack size Denzel
Are you not a super tool - Central Intelligence 00:27
Are you not a super tool
Guys my name's Lexi - Central Intelligence 00:27
Guys my name's Lexi
You guys order an Uber - Central Intelligence 00:03
You guys order an Uber
Oh my God I hope he's Catholic - Central Intelligence 00:04
Oh my God I hope he's Catholic
You know he's actually a pretty good dancer - Central Intelligence 00:05
You know he's actually a pretty good dancer
Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period - Central Intelligence 00:05
Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first...
No And what's the matter - Central Intelligence 00:08
No And what's the matter
Nice throw bitch - Central Intelligence 00:04
Nice throw bitch
Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you - Central Intelligence 00:13
Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you
You ever steal a plane before - Central Intelligence 00:06
You ever steal a plane before
Once a fat kid always a fat kid - Central Intelligence 00:09
Once a fat kid always a fat kid
Boy he's still a scared little bitch - Central Intelligence 00:08
Boy he's still a scared little bitch
No you're just sexy as dick right now - Central Intelligence 00:07
No you're just sexy as dick right now
Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school - Central Intelligence 00:17
Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in...
Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield - Central Intelligence 00:33
Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield
Are you familiar with Facebook - Central Intelligence 00:24
Are you familiar with Facebook
Let's go - Central Intelligence 00:33
Let's go
Get your asshole off my door That's it - Central Intelligence 00:04
Get your asshole off my door That's it
Wow Jet - Central Intelligence 00:12
Wow Jet
Um this is PornHub - Central Intelligence 00:05
Um this is PornHub
Being the hero of your own story - Central Intelligence 00:29
Being the hero of your own story
He got a banana - Central Intelligence 00:03
He got a banana
What the hell was that - Central Intelligence 00:14
What the hell was that
Hey forward that to me - Central Intelligence 00:04
Hey forward that to me
Look honey I think that we should see someone - Central Intelligence 00:19
Look honey I think that we should see someone
Are you not a super tool - Central Intelligence 00:19
Are you not a super tool
I don't do that - Central Intelligence 00:59
I don't do that
Is that my jacket - Central Intelligence 00:29
Is that my jacket
Always a fat kid - Central Intelligence 00:11
Always a fat kid
Darla McGuckian - Central Intelligence 00:45
Darla McGuckian
You cannot be in here - Central Intelligence 01:23
You cannot be in here
He sent me a friend request - Central Intelligence 01:27
He sent me a friend request
I'm gonna address the elephant in the room - Central Intelligence 01:22
I'm gonna address the elephant in the room
You look amazing - Central Intelligence 00:34
You look amazing
Golden Jet flip - Central Intelligence 00:27
Golden Jet flip
What do you mean - Central Intelligence 00:56
What do you mean
I think that we should see someone - Central Intelligence 00:56
I think that we should see someone

Cast

Bob Stone - Dwayne Johnson
Calvin Joyner - Kevin Hart
Agent Pamela Harris - Amy Ryan
Trevor - Jason Bateman
Phil - Aaron Paul
Steve - Ryan Hansen
Agent Stan Mitchell - Tim Griffin
Agent Nick Cooper - Timothy John Smith
Young Robbie - Sione Kelepi
Trevor - 17 Years Old - Dylan Boyack
The Buyer - Thomas Kretschmann
Waitress - Megan Park
Thugged Out - Slaine
Lady MC - Annie Kerins
Big Bro - Nate Richman
Ethan - Robert Woo
Jared the Airport Security Guard - Kumail Nanjiani
Principal Kent - Phil Reeves
Randy's Husband - David Stassen
Flunkie #2 - Kyle Washburn
Beautiful Restaurant Woman - Sarah K. Thurber
Dashing Restaurant Man - Lawrence Koplin
Handsome Pants-Catcher - Rawson Marshall Thurber
Student - Jared Acquaviva
Homeless Man in Park - Giovanni Alabiso
Restaurant Server - Colin Allen
High School Student - Kristen Annese
Track Star - Nick Austin
Agent Wally - Brett Azar
High School Student - Emilija Baksys
Bar Patron - Sophia Bellas
Bar Patron - David Bellerose
Reunion Guest - David S. Bookbinder
High School Student - Macayla Botelho
Reunion Guest - Eliane Brick
High School Reunion Guest - John J. Burke
Restaurant Guest - Mark Burzenski
Cheerleader - Kristen Caron
Reunion Guest - Timothy Carr
Reunion Guest - Joe Jafo Carriere
Reunion Guest - Joanie Catalano
Restaurant Patron - Chemi Che-Mponda
Office Worker - Kadian Clarke
Reunion Guest - Angel Connell
Reunion Guest - Clemeen Connolly
CIA agent - Jeffrey Corazzini
Derrick - Rayshaun Deese
High School Student - Tierre Diaz
CIA Agent - Nicholas A. DiMaio
Reunion Guest - Sue Dimouro
Reunion Guest - Alexandre Dornback
High School Student - Hannah Jane Doyon
Reunion Guest - Jody Ebling
Reunion Guest - Irina Egay
C.I.A. Recruit - Ellyana
Track Star - Matthew Eriksen
Office Executive - Tim Estiloz
High School Student - Olivia Filleti
Agent - Keith Fluker
High School Student - Sarah Fostier
High School Track Athlete - Rocco Frattasio
Reunion Guest - Shane Fuller
Reunion Guest - James Galarneau
Office Worker - Susan Garibotto
Bartender - Mickey Gilmore
Reunion Guest - Tom Granger
High School Teacher - Jed Griswold
Reunion Guest - Alin Halajian
Patient at Doctor's Office / Driver - London Hall
High School Student - Katie Hanley
High School Student - Mikaela Happas
Reunion Classmate - Anita Harkess
Waitress - Kimberly Howe
Reunion Guest - Ian Dylan Hunt
Bar Patron - Frankie Imbergamo
Business Woman - Marcela Jaramillo
High School Student - Billy Jenkins
Classmate - Nicole Jesson
Young Bob (voice) - Keston John
Reunion Guest - Jimmy Jules
Hawthorne Accounting Manager - Colleen Kelly
Airport Ground Crew - Tom Kilgallen
High School Student - Sam Kombo
Reunion Guest - Laurie Kwiatkowski
Football fan - David Lacreta
High School Athlete - Hashim Lafond
Reunion Guest - Amanda Landry
Bar Patron - Patrick Languzzi
Reunion Guest - James L. Leite
Reunion Guest - Taixa Lenid
Business Person - Jacqueline Levasseur
Restaurant Patron - Sigrid Lium
CIA Agent - Benjamin Lott
High School Athlete - Frantz Louizia
High school Student - Ilena Love
CIA SWAT - Charles Luise
High School Student - Wayne Malm Jr.
Jr. Accountant - Michael Marchand
High School Student - Michael Mardo
Airport Ground Crew - Tom Mariano
High School Student - Allie Marshall
High School Student - Christian Massa
High School Student - Joe Massa
Reunion guest - Jamie Mazareas
High School Student - Colin McIsaac
High School Teacher - Tanja Melendez Lynch
Letterman - Derek Mikula
Agent Lio - Anthony Molinari
Alumni - Randy Morris
Larry (voice) - Guy Nardulli
Reunion Guest - David Sean O'Donnell
Office Worker - Rafaela Ochoa
School Teacher - Joseph Oliveira
Precision Driver - Richard Pacheco
CIA Agent - Levon Panek
Reunion Guest - Joseph Paolo
Reunion guest - Jamal Peters
Reunion Guest - Dennis Pietrantonio
Reunion Guest - Eddie Polanco
Reunion Mascot - Rickland Powell
Reunion Guest - Leah Procito
High School Student - Jessica Rainville
Reunion Guest - Diezel Ramos
Bar Patron / Reunion Guest - Noel Ramos
Reunion Dancer - Todd Rapisarda
Reunion Guest - Jeannine Reardon
Restaurant Patron - David Riccio Jr.
High School Student - Alex Rodriguez
Bar Patron - Rocky Rodriques
High School Reunion Guest - Jay Romero
High School Teen - Max Schochet
Bystander - Waleed Sediqe
Classmate - Tyler J. Shaw
Restaurant Patron - Chaunty Spillane
Junior Manager - Michael Steven Swanson
Reunion Guest - Lino Tanaka
Driver - Carole Taylor
High School Student - Kristen Tusini
Reunion Guest - JP Valenti
Reunion Guest - Roman Vangeli
Highschool student - Kayla Rae Vesce
Reunion Guest - Nicolas Villamizar
Bar Patron - Kyle Viveiros
Precision Driver - Christopher Weigel
Reunion Guest - Amy Whalen
Reunion Registration Girl - Precious White
Wally - Mark Wickham
Voice of Budweiser - Paul Williams
Reunion Guest - Rhonda Williams
High School Student - Dora Winifred
Flunkie #3 - Alrahim Wright III
Big Bar Patron - Keil Oakley Zepernick
Business Woman - Amanda Zocco