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"Central Intelligence" quotes

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After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writer: Ike Barinholtz, David Stassen, Rawson Marshall Thurber
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $127,440,871
Released: 17 Jun 2016
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

121 video clips

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I'm gonna address the elephant in the room - Central Intelligence 01:22 I'm gonna address the elephant in the room Is that my jacket - Central Intelligence 00:29 Is that my jacket Are you not a super tool - Central Intelligence 00:19 Are you not a super tool Look honey I think that we should see someone - Central Intelligence 00:19 Look honey I think that we should see someone Hey forward that to me - Central Intelligence 00:04 Hey forward that to me What the hell was that - Central Intelligence 00:14 What the hell was that He got a banana - Central Intelligence 00:03 He got a banana Being the hero of your own story - Central Intelligence 00:29 Being the hero of your own story Um this is PornHub - Central Intelligence 00:05 Um this is PornHub Wow Jet - Central Intelligence 00:12 Wow Jet Get your asshole off my door That's it - Central Intelligence 00:04 Get your asshole off my door That's it Let's go - Central Intelligence 00:33 Let's go Are you familiar with Facebook - Central Intelligence 00:24 Are you familiar with Facebook Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield - Central Intelligence 00:33 Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school - Central Intelligence 00:17 Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in... No you're just sexy as dick right now - Central Intelligence 00:07 No you're just sexy as dick right now Boy he's still a scared little bitch - Central Intelligence 00:08 Boy he's still a scared little bitch Once a fat kid always a fat kid - Central Intelligence 00:09 Once a fat kid always a fat kid You ever steal a plane before - Central Intelligence 00:06 You ever steal a plane before Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you - Central Intelligence 00:13 Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you Nice throw bitch - Central Intelligence 00:04 Nice throw bitch No And what's the matter - Central Intelligence 00:08 No And what's the matter Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period - Central Intelligence 00:05 Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first... You know he's actually a pretty good dancer - Central Intelligence 00:05 You know he's actually a pretty good dancer Oh my God I hope he's Catholic - Central Intelligence 00:04 Oh my God I hope he's Catholic You guys order an Uber - Central Intelligence 00:03 You guys order an Uber Guys my name's Lexi - Central Intelligence 00:27 Guys my name's Lexi You're like a snack size Denzel - Central Intelligence 00:09 You're like a snack size Denzel Which car are we taking - Central Intelligence 00:13 Which car are we taking When this thing's over - Central Intelligence 00:19 When this thing's over Can I take you to get ice cream Yes - Central Intelligence 00:15 Can I take you to get ice cream Yes I'm sorry man I am blown away right now - Central Intelligence 00:28 I'm sorry man I am blown away right now - All right. - Good luck! - Central Intelligence 00:21 - All right. - Good luck! Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head! - Central Intelligence 00:05 Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head! Get the extraction tools. - Central Intelligence 00:16 Get the extraction tools. I know you know how this goes, so I'll spare you the dramatics. - Central Intelligence 00:30 I know you know how this goes, so I'll spare you the dr... I'm sorry, Bob. - Central Intelligence 00:05 I'm sorry, Bob. Larry. - Central Intelligence 00:19 Larry. Mr. Joyner. Guess who we're about to arrest - Central Intelligence 00:25 Mr. Joyner. Guess who we're about to arrest Oh, my God! Bob just went commando! - Central Intelligence 00:22 Oh, my God! Bob just went commando! Oh. Harris is The Black Badger! - Central Intelligence 00:15 Oh. Harris is The Black Badger! Okay. - Central Intelligence 00:15 Okay. Shi... - Central Intelligence 00:09 Shi... Shit! Oh! - Central Intelligence 00:05 Shit! Oh! The codes. - Central Intelligence 00:16 The codes. Uh-oh! Oh! - Central Intelligence 00:07 Uh-oh! Oh! What the hell was that? - Central Intelligence 00:24 What the hell was that? Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob? - Central Intelligence 00:06 Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob? Whoo! - Central Intelligence 00:12 Whoo! Why am I coming here? I was told I'd be able to leave. - Central Intelligence 00:10 Why am I coming here? I was told I'd be able to leave. Wow! Did you feel that, Jet? - Central Intelligence 00:14 Wow! Did you feel that, Jet? - Yeah, Bob! - Go, Bob! - Central Intelligence 00:06 - Yeah, Bob! - Go, Bob! You're early. - Central Intelligence 00:09 You're early. You're still as beautiful as ever. - Central Intelligence 00:05 You're still as beautiful as ever. Actually honey - Central Intelligence 00:25 Actually honey Are you familiar with Facebook - Central Intelligence 00:25 Are you familiar with Facebook Are you not a super tool - Central Intelligence 00:06 Are you not a super tool Being the hero of your own story - Central Intelligence 00:30 Being the hero of your own story Bob, Bob, Bob! - Central Intelligence 00:11 Bob, Bob, Bob! Boy he's still a scared little bitch - Central Intelligence 00:08 Boy he's still a scared little bitch Can I take you to get ice cream Yes - Central Intelligence 00:11 Can I take you to get ice cream Yes For real man, seriously? - Central Intelligence 00:09 For real man, seriously? Get your asshole off my door That's it - Central Intelligence 00:04 Get your asshole off my door That's it Guys my name's Lexi - Central Intelligence 00:28 Guys my name's Lexi - Hang tight, Jet! - No, I'm not doing anything! - Central Intelligence 00:21 - Hang tight, Jet! - No, I'm not doing anything! He got a banana! - Central Intelligence 00:12 He got a banana! He got a banana - Central Intelligence 00:03 He got a banana Hey forward that to me - Central Intelligence 00:04 Hey forward that to me Hey. Here, here, man. - Central Intelligence 00:07 Hey. Here, here, man. Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school - Central Intelligence 00:18 Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in... I'm sorry man I am blown away right now - Central Intelligence 00:43 I'm sorry man I am blown away right now Is that my Is that my jacket - Central Intelligence 00:06 Is that my Is that my jacket It's okay Hey we got a problem here - Central Intelligence 00:57 It's okay Hey we got a problem here Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period - Central Intelligence 00:05 Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first... Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you - Central Intelligence 00:14 Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you Nice throw bitch - Central Intelligence 00:04 Nice throw bitch No And what's the matter - Central Intelligence 00:08 No And what's the matter No. - Central Intelligence 00:06 No. No you're just sexy as dick right now - Central Intelligence 00:07 No you're just sexy as dick right now Oh my God I hope he's Catholic - Central Intelligence 00:05 Oh my God I hope he's Catholic - Oh, my... - What is that? - Central Intelligence 00:31 - Oh, my... - What is that? Once a fat kid always a fat kid - Central Intelligence 00:09 Once a fat kid always a fat kid Phil when this thing is over - Central Intelligence 00:17 Phil when this thing is over Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield - Central Intelligence 00:34 Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield There we go, Jet! - Central Intelligence 00:09 There we go, Jet! Um this is PornHub - Central Intelligence 00:05 Um this is PornHub Well, there's no coming back from that. - Central Intelligence 00:14 Well, there's no coming back from that. What the hell was that - Central Intelligence 00:15 What the hell was that Which car are we taking - Central Intelligence 00:11 Which car are we taking
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Cast

Bob Stone - Dwayne Johnson
Calvin Joyner - Kevin Hart
Agent Pamela Harris - Amy Ryan
Maggie - Danielle Nicolet
Trevor - Jason Bateman
All Cast