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Calvin Joyner, Accounting

Central Intelligence

Calvin Joyner, Accounting. Hello? Calvin Joyner,Accounting. Calvin? It's Bob! It's Bob!...

Central Intelligence • 2016

Calvin Joyner, Accounting. Hello? Calvin Joyner,Accounting. Calvin? It's Bob! It's Bob! Act natural. Calvin. Is that you? Are you there? Well, hey. Well, yeah. Yeah, wassup? What up, Bobby-o? Are you quite well? I'm in big trouble. Oh, God! I screwed up.I screwed up big time. We gotta talk.Can you meet me? Sure. Yeah. Where? Where do you want me to meet you? I'm in the stairwell of yourbuilding, two flights down. Stairwell?Hurry! He's in the stairwell, two flights down!Move, move! Alert Charlie team. Hold on. What's going on?Am I safe here? As long as Bob Stone is inthe building, no one's safe. Get back in your office now!

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Calvin Joyner Accounting

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Hello Calvin Joyner Accounting

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Calvin

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It's Bob It's Bob

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Act natural

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Calvin Is that you

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Are you there

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Well hey Well yeah

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Yeah wassup

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What up Bobby o

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Are you quite well

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I'm in big trouble

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Oh God I screwed up I screwed up big time

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We gotta talk Can you meet me

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Sure Yeah Where

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Where do you want me to meet you

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I'm in the stairwell of your building two flights down

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Stairwell Hurry

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He's in the stairwell two flights down Move move

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Alert Charlie team

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Hold on What's going on Am I safe here

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As long as Bob Stone is in the building no one's safe

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Get back in your office now

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Ne me traitez pas comme l'ennemi vu

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En premier lieu Si vous voulez tout savoir

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Vous voulez tout savoir

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C'est la faute de Facebook

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Vous connaissez Facebook

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On le surveille

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Il m'a demandé en ami

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Ça a commencé comme ça

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Et vous avez accepté

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Ne faites pas ça

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Donnez moi une minute me répondez pas du tac au tac

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D'abord j'emmerde Mark Zuckerberg

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J'ai accepté parce que c'est Facebook

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C'est malpoli de refuser

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et j'ignore si l'autre au bout

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peut savoir que je refuse C'est pour ça

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Vous êtes stressé

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Il fait chaud

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Vous avez chaud Moi oui

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Je vais pas enlever ma veste

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Ça me donne l'air coupable

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C'est ce que vous cherchez

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Un type coupable ferait ça

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Je suis carrément à l'aise

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Je m'appuie sur le comptoir sans suer du tout

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Je ne vais pas avoir l'air troublé du tout

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Je Allez y

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Also behandeln Sie mich nicht als wäre ich der Feind

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Und wenn Sie Fakten wollen

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an allem ist nur Facebook schuld

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Kennen Sie Facebook Überwachen wir

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Er hat mir eine Freundschaftsanfrage geschickt

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Und Sie haben angenommen

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Kommen Sie mir jetzt nicht so

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Moment Nicht gleich zurückfeuern

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Ich scheiße auf Facebook

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Ich hab nur angenommen

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weil es unhöflich ist abzulehnen

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wenn der andere sieht dass man ablehnt

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Sind Sie nervös

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Ist es heiß hier

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Ist Ihnen heiß Mir ist heiß

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Aber ich werde das Jackett anlassen weil ich für Sie sonst schuldig wirke

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Sieht so jemand aus

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der schuldig ist

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Ich bin völlig gelassen

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Ich lehne mich zurück und schwitze nicht

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Ich bin völlig gelassen

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Кэлвин Джойнер бухгалтерия

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Алло Кэлвин Джойнер бухгалтерия

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Кэлвин

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Это Боб

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Ведите себя естественно

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Кэлвин это ты

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Ты меня слышишь

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Привет да

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Ну здорово

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Здорово старина Бобби

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У тебя все нормально

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Я в большой заднице

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О боже Я такого натворил

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Надо поговорить Может встретимся

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Конечно давай Где Где встретимся

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Я на лестнице двумя этажами ниже тебя

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На лестнице Быстрее

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Он на лестнице двумя пролетами ниже Быстрее

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Команда Чарли тревога

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Подождите Что теперь Я в безопасности

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Пока в здании Боб Стоун в опасности все

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Вернитесь к себе в кабинет

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Calvin Joyner contabilidad

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Hola Calvin Joyner contabilidad

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Calvin

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Es Bob Es Bob

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Actué con naturalidad

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Calvin eres tú

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Estás ahí

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Pues sí sí

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Sí qué pasó

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Qué tal BOB

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Te encuentras bien

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Estoy en graves problemas

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Cielos metí la pata Metí la pata hasta el fondo

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Tenemos que hablar Puedes verme

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Sí claro Dónde Dónde quieres que te vea

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Estoy en la escalera de tu edificio dos pisos abajo

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Escalera Apresúrate

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Está en la escalera dos pisos abajo Vamos vamos

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Alerta al equipo Charlie

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Qué está pasando Estoy a salvo aquí

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Si Bob Stone está aquí nadie lo está

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Vuelva a su oficina ahora

Available in 5 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

45

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:10

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

New Line Cinema,Bluegrass Films,RatPac Entertainment,Perfect World Pictures,Artists First,Principato-Young Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.