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Central Intelligence

For real man, seriously? Yeah. Watch it, punk. Excuse you, too

For real man, seriously? Yeah. Watch it, punk. Excuse you, too

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For real man seriously
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Yeah Watch it punk
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Excuse you too
Available in 5 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
181
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:21
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
New Line Cinema,Bluegrass Films,RatPac Entertainment,Perfect World Pictures,Artists First,Principato-Young Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.
No you're just sexy as dick right nowYou don't look somebody in the eyes and say that - Central Intelligence 00:07
No you're just sexy as dick right nowYou don't...
I'm sorry man I am blown away right nowDude you used to be Fat RobbieLook at youThis is like a total transformationYou look like Hercules or somebodyWhat did you do Come on give it to meI didn't do much really Stop itAll right Well I just did one - Central Intelligence 00:26
I'm sorry man I am blown away right nowDude you used to...
Guys my name's LexiJust let me know if you need anythingOkayI mean like anything at allOkie dokieYou're funny Do you ever like SnapchatOh no You knowI wasn't talking to youNo no no I don't do thatI'm just catching up with an old friend from high schoolAw - Central Intelligence 00:28
Guys my name's LexiJust let me know if you need...
Hey wait Whatever happenedto that girl that you liked in high schoolOh God man The Doogie Howser girlShe was 14 but somehow she was a seniorShe wore a capeDarla McGuckian Darla McGuckianYucky GuckyDidn't she have a lazy eye or somethingTwo of 'em - Central Intelligence 00:19
Hey wait Whatever happenedto that girl that you liked in...
Let's goNah We're not going anywhere JetThis whole thing will be over in a jiffHey how about thisWhy don't you and your boyfriendapologize to Big Rick hereand then go jerk each other in the parking lotThat's a lotYeah You're right CJThat's a lot of - Central Intelligence 00:34
Let's goNah We're not going anywhere JetThis whole...
Oh my God I hope he's Catholic - Central Intelligence 00:05
Oh my God I hope he's Catholic
Going to your router. - Central Intelligence 00:13
Going to your router.
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet. - Central Intelligence 00:22
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.
You, uh, need anything else? - Central Intelligence 00:20
You, uh, need anything else?
Me? Yeah, you. - Central Intelligence 00:06
Me? Yeah, you.
What the hell? - Central Intelligence 00:08
What the hell?
Uh, may I help you? - Central Intelligence 00:20
Uh, may I help you?
Target's fled. - Central Intelligence 00:08
Target's fled.
You wanna talk about factsThis is Facebook's faultHe sent me a friend requestThat's how this whole thing startedAnd you acceptedDon't do that Don't do that to meYou give me a second Okay Don't fire back like thatFirst of all fuck Mark Zuckerberg all - Central Intelligence 00:25
You wanna talk about factsThis is Facebook's faultHe...
All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait. - Central Intelligence 00:29
All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait.
This you? - Central Intelligence 00:06
This you?
Calvin Joyner, Accounting. - Central Intelligence 00:56
Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
Okay! Good news is we heard her, guys. So, everybody, let's all just stay calm. As long as... As lon - Central Intelligence 00:12
Okay! Good news is we heard her, guys. So, everybody,...
You're like a snack size Denzel - Central Intelligence 00:04
You're like a snack size Denzel
Hang tight, Jet! - Central Intelligence 00:10
Hang tight, Jet!