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I'm gonna address the elephant in the room

Central Intelligence

I'm gonna address the elephant in the room. Okay, first of all, you... You guys, I want to...

Central Intelligence • 2016

I'm gonna address the elephant in the room. Okay, first of all, you... You guys, I want to say sorry to. Because what you're probablythinking is not what happened. Accidents! I know you're like, "How can you accidentallypistol-whip somebody "and shoot somebody?" Well, it can happen. Okay? Today is proofthat it can happen. So... I'm glad I got toget that off my chest. Relax, Mr. Joyner.I believe you. Okay, thank you. Trust me, I know a scared-shitlesscivilian when I see one. You don't have to convince me. You got him over here.That is me. Right now, I'm not comfortable. Okay, I am scared, okay? I don't have no shit in my system. If I sat down on a toilet,nothing's coming out. Farts or just air

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I'm gonna address the elephant

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in the room

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Okay first of all you

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You guys I want to say sorry to

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Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened

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Accidents

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I know you're like

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How can you accidentally pistol whip somebody

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and shoot somebody

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Well it can happen

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Okay Today is proof that it can happen So

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I'm glad I got to get that off my chest

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Relax Mr Joyner I believe you

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Okay thank you

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Trust me I know a scared shitless civilian when I see one

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You don't have to convince me

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You got him over here That is me

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Right now I'm not comfortable

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Okay I am scared okay

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I don't have no shit in my system

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If I sat down on a toilet nothing's coming out

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Farts or just air

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Moi aussi

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Mais il faut d'abord qu'on nous dédouane

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Désolé tu peux préciser ta pensée

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Maintenant que tu es mêlé

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Je t'arrête je suis pas mêlé

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J'ai jamais dit ça

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J'ai d'ailleurs dit que je refusais d'être mêlé à ça

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C'est pas leur avis

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Je

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Je suis pas mêlé Pas du tout

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C'est tout Je comprends

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Je suis pas mêlé Ils pensent que si

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Je suis pas mêlé Je sais

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Je suis pas mêlé du tout

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Attends je dois désactiver le G P S

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Où tu

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Tu veux passer dessous Bien

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Attends

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C'était exprès

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Tu as tout fait exprès

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C'est ton plan

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Tu m'as roulé

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C'est bon mais je sais que tu m'as roulé

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Roulé Tu m'as Hé

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Quoi Tu viens

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Ich auch

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aber erst müssen wir unsere Unschuld beweisen

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Würdest du das bitte noch mal wiederholen

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Jetzt wo du mitmachst

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Ich mache nicht mit

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Das habe ich nie gesagt

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Ich habe laut und deutlich Nein gesagt

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Ich weiß das aber die nicht

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Ich mach da nicht mit

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Ich mache nicht mit Ja

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aber die denken du machst mit

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Tu ich nicht

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Ich mach nicht mit

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Warte ich muss das GPS abklemmen

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Wo bist du

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Ach du willst untertauchen

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Moment mal Das war alles geplant oder

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Das war ein abgekartetes Spiel Du hast das Ganze geplant

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Du hast mich reingelegt Aber jetzt weiß ich Bescheid

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Reingelegt

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Поговорим о главном

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Итак во первых

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Я хочу перед вами извиниться

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Поскольку того о чем вы возможно думаете не было

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Стечение обстоятельств

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Вы наверно думаете Как он может случайно выстрелить

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и убить кого нибудь

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Что ж и такое бывает

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Доказательство тому то что произошло сегодня Так что

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Я рад что наконец смог все объяснить

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Расслабьтесь м р Джойнер Я вам верю

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Спасибо

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Я могу определить до смерти напуганного гражданского

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на глаз Не надо меня убеждать

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Да да это я

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Это я

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Я не в своей тарелке

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Да я напуган До смерти

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Если я пойду в туалет то не смогу просраться

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от страха Только перну может

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Voy a mencionar lo que todos

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tratan de ignorar

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Primero que nada Ustedes

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A ustedes quiero pedirles disculpas

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Porque lo que deben estar pensando no es lo que ocurrió

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Accidentes

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Dirán cómo golpes y le disparas a alguien

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por accidente

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Pero sucede

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Hoy comprobamos que puede suceder así que

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Me alegra haberme desahogado

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Tranquilo Sr Joyner Le creo

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Bien gracias

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Créame sé cuando un civil está cagado del susto

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No tiene que convencerme

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Aquí me tiene

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Ese soy yo

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No estoy nada cómodo ahora mismo

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Estoy asustado de acuerdo El susto ya me tiene vacío

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Si me sentara en el escusado no saldría nada

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Saldrían pedos o aire

Available in 5 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

765

Timestamp in Movie

00:49:35

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

New Line Cinema,Bluegrass Films,RatPac Entertainment,Perfect World Pictures,Artists First,Principato-Young Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.