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Jared the Airport Security Guard:
Sir, you cannot be in here. This is a private airfield.Calvin Joyner:I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now that needs to be transported ASAP.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Really? Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler.Calvin Joyner:Well, I hate to break it to you, but this, This is not a, uh... This is not a heart.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Oh, it's not a heart?Calvin Joyner:No, it's not.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Hmm. What is it then?Calvin Joyner:It's a dick.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Okay. I am made of questions right now
Sir, you cannot be in here. This is a private airfield.Calvin Joyner:I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now that needs to be transported ASAP.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Really? Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler.Calvin Joyner:Well, I hate to break it to you, but this, This is not a, uh... This is not a heart.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Oh, it's not a heart?Calvin Joyner:No, it's not.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Hmm. What is it then?Calvin Joyner:It's a dick.Jared the Airport Security Guard:Okay. I am made of questions right now
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Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield
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I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now
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that needs to get transported ASAP
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Really
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Because my sister in law had a heart transplant last year
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and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler
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Well I hate to break it to you
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but this is not a uh
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This is not a heart
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Oh it's not a heart
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No it's not
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Hmm What is it then
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It's a dick
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Okay
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I am made of questions right now
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Movie Summary
After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.
