Sir, you cannot be in here. This is a private airfield. I understand that but I have an...
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Jared the Airport Security Guard:
Sir, you cannot be in here. This is a private airfield.
Calvin Joyner:
I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now that needs to be transported ASAP.
Jared the Airport Security Guard:
Really? Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler.
Calvin Joyner:
Well, I hate to break it to you, but this, this is not a, uh... This is not a heart.
Jared the Airport Security Guard:
Oh, it's not a heart?
Calvin Joyner:
No, it's not.
Jared the Airport Security Guard:
Hmm. What is it then?
Calvin Joyner:
It's a dick.
Jared the Airport Security Guard:
Okay. I am made of questions right now.
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Sir you cannot be in here This is a private airfield
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I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now
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that needs to get transported ASAP
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Really
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Because my sister in law had a heart transplant last year
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and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler
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I hate to break it to you
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but this is not a
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This is not a heart It's not a heart
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No it's not
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Hmm What is it then
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It's a dick Okay
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I am made of questions right now
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 268
Timestamp in movie: 01h 15m 18s
Uploaded: 21 February, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.
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Actors
00:17 Hey wait Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in...
00:07 No you're just sexy as dick right now
00:08 Boy he's still a scared little bitch
00:09 Once a fat kid always a fat kid
00:06 You ever steal a plane before
00:13 Mr Joyner it was a pleasure working with you
00:04 Nice throw bitch
00:08 No And what's the matter
00:05 Man I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first...
00:05 You know he's actually a pretty good dancer
00:04 Oh my God I hope he's Catholic
00:03 You guys order an Uber
00:27 Guys my name's Lexi
00:15 Can I take you to get ice cream Yes
00:28 I'm sorry man I am blown away right now
00:21 - All right.
- Good luck!
00:06 - Yeah, Bob!
- Go, Bob!
00:05 You're still as beautiful as ever.
00:22 Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!
00:24 What the hell was that?