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Chad Daniels: Empty Nester

"And we can't burn the churches down because they made themwith big rocks and brick." I...

"And we can't burn the churches down because they made them
with big rocks and brick." I mean, they third-little-pig'd
the shit out of us over there

Full Transcript

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"And we can't burn the churches down
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because they made them with big rocks and brick."
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I mean, they third-little-pig'd the shit out of us over there.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:49
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around the house - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:07
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around t...
I also never hit my kids when they were little. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:26
I also never hit my kids when they were little.
Guys... - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:15
Guys...
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you
Then I saw him look both ways, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:06
Then I saw him look both ways,
"As-ia-ta-tion." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:11
"As-ia-ta-tion."
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roommates. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:27
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roo...
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:19
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg."
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't even make sense. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:12
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't eve...
It was in that moment I had the thought - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:21
It was in that moment I had the thought
And I thought, "You know what?" - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:08
And I thought, "You know what?"
My daughter Facetimed me, "I'm coming home for Thanksgiving." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:23
My daughter Facetimed me, "I'm coming home for Tha...
Yeah, you're damn right. I told you I can die alone. I said that. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
Yeah, you're damn right. I told you I can die alone. I ...
Here's the thing. Peanut butter has been my favorite food since I was a little boy. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:14
Here's the thing. Peanut butter has been my favorite fo...
Have you ever had almond butter? - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:22
Have you ever had almond butter?
So I finally broke. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:26
So I finally broke.
This is a vasectomy. I didn't drive into the wrong driveway, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:28
This is a vasectomy. I didn't drive into the wrong driv...
They told me that and then had me leave the hospital. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:12
They told me that and then had me leave the hospital.
I don't know where they are. I'm like a haunted house. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:15
I don't know where they are. I'm like a haunted ho...
Just shrink-wrapped together. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:16
Just shrink-wrapped together.