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I also never hit my kids
when they were little. I don't judge you if you do, by the way. Matter of fact,
if we're out in a restaurant, eating, and I'm at a table by myself, and you're here with your kids,
they're crying, I will encourage you to hit them. I might even suggest balling up your fist,
so you only have to do it that one time. Everybody knows you wake up
with a better attitude after a nap
when they were little. I don't judge you if you do, by the way. Matter of fact,
if we're out in a restaurant, eating, and I'm at a table by myself, and you're here with your kids,
they're crying, I will encourage you to hit them. I might even suggest balling up your fist,
so you only have to do it that one time. Everybody knows you wake up
with a better attitude after a nap
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I also never hit my kids
when they were little.
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I don't judge you if you do, by the way.
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Matter of fact,
if we're out in a restaurant, eating,
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and I'm at a table by myself,
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and you're here with your kids,
they're crying,
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I will encourage you to hit them.
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I might even suggest balling up your fist,
so you only have to do it that one time.
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Everybody knows you wake up
with a better attitude after a nap.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.