I can't have a baby now! I told you my youngest is 20 years old. If I had a baby right...
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I can't have a baby now! I told you my youngest is 20 years old. If I had a baby right now,
that would be like my last day of prison, going into the yard and stabbing somebody. Just be like, "Well, here we go again." "One more life sentence." "I guess I'll get one more degree
I'll never be able to use."
that would be like my last day of prison, going into the yard and stabbing somebody. Just be like, "Well, here we go again." "One more life sentence." "I guess I'll get one more degree
I'll never be able to use."
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I can't have a baby now!
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I told you my youngest is 20 years old.
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If I had a baby right now,
that would be like my last day of prison,
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going into the yard and stabbing somebody.
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Just be like, "Well, here we go again."
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"One more life sentence."
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"I guess I'll get one more degree
I'll never be able to use."
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
