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I wanna be clear that I know suicide is not funny
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Chad Daniels: Empty Nester

I wanna be clearthat I know suicide is not funny but I was beaming with pride as a father....

I wanna be clear
that I know suicide is not funny but I was beaming with pride as a father. And a little confused that there's Japanese blood
in my family lineage. That's an honorable people. If Japanese people mess up, they fix it

Full Transcript

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I wanna be clear that I know suicide is not funny
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but I was beaming with pride as a father.
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And a little confused
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that there's Japanese blood in my family lineage.
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That's an honorable people.
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If Japanese people mess up, they fix it.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:29
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
It's true. You ever see a Japanese guy kiss his own sister on the lips, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:07
It's true. You ever see a Japanese guy kiss his own sis...
If you didn't hear, she said, "We have different moms, so..." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:09
If you didn't hear, she said, "We have different m...
That's a lazy-ass answer. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:13
That's a lazy-ass answer.
"Mama, what's lightning?" - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:24
"Mama, what's lightning?"
What's the argument from Catholic people? - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:14
What's the argument from Catholic people?
"You know, Ethel made $240 at the bake sale." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:22
"You know, Ethel made $240 at the bake sale."
"And we can't burn the churches down - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
"And we can't burn the churches down
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around the house - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:07
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around t...
I also never hit my kids when they were little. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:26
I also never hit my kids when they were little.
Guys... - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:15
Guys...
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you
Then I saw him look both ways, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:06
Then I saw him look both ways,
"As-ia-ta-tion." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:11
"As-ia-ta-tion."
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roommates. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:27
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roo...
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:19
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg."
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't even make sense. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:12
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't eve...
It was in that moment I had the thought - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:21
It was in that moment I had the thought
And I thought, "You know what?" - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:08
And I thought, "You know what?"
My daughter Facetimed me, "I'm coming home for Thanksgiving." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:23
My daughter Facetimed me, "I'm coming home for Tha...
Yeah, you're damn right. I told you I can die alone. I said that. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
Yeah, you're damn right. I told you I can die alone. I ...