"Mama, what's lightning?" "Well, that's the paparazzitrying to take a picture of Jesus."...
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"Mama, what's lightning?" "Well, that's the paparazzi
trying to take a picture of Jesus." They're never gonna get-- "Do you hear the thunder? He's bowling
with them angels right now." Those are lazy answers.
And you're not helping anyone. Your kids are gonna go to school,
full Waterboy. "Well, my mama said..." - That's crazy
trying to take a picture of Jesus." They're never gonna get-- "Do you hear the thunder? He's bowling
with them angels right now." Those are lazy answers.
And you're not helping anyone. Your kids are gonna go to school,
full Waterboy. "Well, my mama said..." - That's crazy
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"Mama, what's lightning?"
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"Well, that's the paparazzi
trying to take a picture of Jesus."
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They're never gonna get--
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"Do you hear the thunder? He's bowling
with them angels right now."
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Those are lazy answers.
And you're not helping anyone.
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Your kids are gonna go to school,
full Waterboy.
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"Well, my mama said..."
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- That's crazy.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
