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Chad Daniels: Empty Nester

Nobody's like, "I'm from Kentucky." "Y'all, I'm from Kentucky." "I only quote the...

Nobody's like, "I'm from Kentucky." "Y'all, I'm from Kentucky." "I only quote the Bible
when it fits what I'm talking about."

Full Transcript

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Nobody's like, "I'm from Kentucky."
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"Y'all, I'm from Kentucky."
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"I only quote the Bible when it fits what I'm talking about."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:33
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
I'm like, "All right. We got some traction to solve this thing. Let's go." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:17
I'm like, "All right. We got some traction to solv...
I wanna be clear that I know suicide is not funny - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:20
I wanna be clear that I know suicide is not funny
It's true. You ever see a Japanese guy kiss his own sister on the lips, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:07
It's true. You ever see a Japanese guy kiss his own sis...
If you didn't hear, she said, "We have different moms, so..." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:09
If you didn't hear, she said, "We have different m...
That's a lazy-ass answer. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:13
That's a lazy-ass answer.
"Mama, what's lightning?" - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:24
"Mama, what's lightning?"
What's the argument from Catholic people? - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:14
What's the argument from Catholic people?
"You know, Ethel made $240 at the bake sale." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:22
"You know, Ethel made $240 at the bake sale."
"And we can't burn the churches down - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
"And we can't burn the churches down
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around the house - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:07
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around t...
I also never hit my kids when they were little. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:26
I also never hit my kids when they were little.
Guys... - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:15
Guys...
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you
Then I saw him look both ways, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:06
Then I saw him look both ways,
"As-ia-ta-tion." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:11
"As-ia-ta-tion."
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roommates. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:27
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roo...
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:19
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg."
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't even make sense. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:12
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't eve...
It was in that moment I had the thought - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:21
It was in that moment I had the thought
And I thought, "You know what?" - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:08
And I thought, "You know what?"